4. TERROR - You get a k or 2 down from the dealer and give it a bootfull, any notions you had of an understanding of space, time and the physics of the universe are literally plastered against the back window and this thing leaps foward like a scared rhino on acid
I clearly remember the first time I drove an auto transmission - it was a big V8 American pickup (make fogotten) which belonged to a friend of the guy I was working for at the time, and he asked me to take it down the road to fill it with petrol. came to a red light and sat there as usual with the left foot holding the clutch down and the right foot blipping the throttle. As the lights changed I revved it up and let the clutch out.
It was then i found out that the pedal under my left foot had been the brake, not the clutch! The truck just about stood up on its rear wheels and took off down the road like a scalded cat, with me hanging onto the steering wheel in terror.
Luckily both the truck and I survived, as did everyone else on the road - but it was a good thing I was first in the queue at the lights!