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Offline cruisindub

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back again........
« on: January 22, 2013, 07:39:18 PM »
Back to A&E aging yesterday evening. Thats twice in about I months.

First time was falling through the patio roof and dislocated my left shoulder.

Last nights effort?
watering the veggie patch.

Slipped off a loose brick with my Australian standard safety thongs on, watering can in left hand, swung out my right hand for balance, grabbed hold of the side of the shed,      and proceeded to neat slice the end of my finger off.
Wuhan panicking wife,blood oozing everywhere, there I was back at A&E, again......

I hadn't even had a drink. I was only trying to water the veggies. The things I do and efforts I go to please the wife.
Would have been much safer sitting back with drink in hand,enjoying the sunset.

Worse part? Thats the hand I use to wipe my........... well you get the drift.!
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Re: back again........
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 07:40:54 PM »
 :worthles:

On second thoughts, maybe not...
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Re: back again........
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 07:46:26 PM »

Most people find change a very difficult thing to manage. There are specialists in the field who may be able to help at a price. May be worth looking into.

Just have to face it. Time to change hands  :'(

Sorry cruisindub  ;D
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Re: back again........
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 07:55:29 PM »
Bummer.!  ;D :-*


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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 08:05:32 PM »
Quote from: D4D on January 22, 2013, 07:40:54 PM
:worthles:

On second thoughts, maybe not...

You sick bastard!!!!


















Or did you mean of his finger?
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Re: back again........
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 08:05:40 PM »
Mate, that is no good.
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Re: back again........
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 08:53:23 PM »
a workmate decided to have both wrists repaired for carpel tunnel.... at the same time...
there was no wiping, it was in the back yard, (acerage block) in the dark, with Mrs giving him a hose down... down there
nooo touchy for her

so cheer up mr Dub, there's an option for you

the difference between then and now, back then there was no facebook LOL!
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Re: back again........
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2013, 09:03:13 PM »
I'll try to be helpful and offer some advice. I burnt my wiping hand years ago and had it all bandaged up.
Tried the opposite hand wipe a couple of times and it just doesn't work.
Grab yourself a plastic bag, wrap around the offending hand and wipe till your content.
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Re: back again........
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2013, 04:08:25 AM »
Be careful and learn from Captain Hooks mistake  ;D
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Re: back again........
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2013, 05:20:15 AM »
fantastic effort, and well done.....

Its good to know i'm not the only useless bastard that does these sorts of things.

Hope ya finger heals ok and good luck with the blurter wiping.  :D
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Re: back again........
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2013, 07:10:02 AM »
A mate also had both carpul tunnels done,35 yro and still living with mum and dad, so it was mum to the rescue, when a wipe was needed.....
You need a hose CruisinD, hope the digit heals quick..and wring the sympathy thing from the missus for all you can get LOL.
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Re: back again........
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2013, 07:43:25 AM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on January 23, 2013, 05:20:15 AM
fantastic effort, and well done.....

Its good to know i'm not the only useless bastard that does these sorts of things.

Hope ya finger heals ok and good luck with the blurter wiping.  :D
The difference is that we EXPECT you to do this sort of thing JC  :cheers:
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Re: back again........
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2013, 01:16:23 PM »
No sympathy from the wife.

Can't even get a sponge bath. No chance of any help in the wiping dept.

At first she was annoyed and upset over the blood everywhere, now its fits of giggles and no sympathy.
was only trying to do a good deed at the end of the day....

What's the saying?  No good deed goes unpunished.?!
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Re: back again........
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2013, 01:58:18 PM »
as long as it's not the (ahem.. doing that other thing with your hand) hand them why do you need the missus at all!!!
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Re: back again........
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2013, 03:51:03 PM »
Quote from: cruisindub on January 23, 2013, 01:16:23 PM
No sympathy from the wife.

Can't even get a sponge bath. No chance of any help in the wiping dept.

At first she was annoyed and upset over the blood everywhere, now its fits of giggles and no sympathy.
was only trying to do a good deed at the end of the day....

What's the saying?  No good deed goes unpunished.?!

Ok, now you know you have to handle the wiping yourself, don't forget, the most important thing.
Your normal hand has a built in sensor, calling the fingerous paperous bust throughous sensor.

Now, your other hand won't be fitted with one, so go easy on the finger to paper pressure, or you'll stop biting your fingernails real quick.

Oh, what the hell, i'm a sick bastard..... :worthles:
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Re: back again........
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2013, 09:08:07 PM »
Whe I was a young tacker ( 14) I fell on a milk bottle and put a 30cm gash in my wrist cut all tendons muscles and artery had blood transfusion etc etc. 1st trip out of bed went off to little boys room did the business and then realised wiping hand well and truly out of commission and the drip on the other hand will not let me reach my but. Sat there for awhile before calling for nurse. Funny now but quite embarrassing for a 14yo.

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Re: back again........
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2013, 02:46:33 AM »
Geeeezzzzz some blokes shouldnt be let out alone . cant even hold a hose without mutilating yourself ,, & worst of all sober ( what ever that means )  The expresion " Silly Old Bugger " springs to mind                                       




sorry to hear of your drama

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Re: back again........
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2013, 12:16:49 PM »
It was a 9 litre watering can...........

Hose would have been safer!

And probably would have been fine if I'd had a drink or three .....
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Re: back again........
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2013, 03:11:17 PM »
Quote from: cruisindub on January 22, 2013, 07:39:18 PM
Back to A&E again yesterday evening. Thats twice in about I months.


I hate to say this - things usually happen in three's!

Everytime i see that you have  post up something new to this thread I fear the worst.

Go and wrap yerself in cotton wool for a week or so will ya.

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Re: back again........
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2013, 09:46:22 PM »
Just get yourself some immodium and say see ya later to the loo for a few weeks.
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