Bring on Tuesday.

[GUEY]

Just a little vent due to frustration of being stuck at home.
Thanks to being wet the kids won't go outside and are at each others throats.
The bird is still peeved at getting it's foot lopped off and kicks up a stink every time you leave it alone.
The dogs got outside and got wet and are whining cause they can't come back inside.
The wife has chucked it in and gone for a snooze.
I decided to do some assignment work and am sick of trying to pull big words out of my ring.

Why couldn't we be camping instead. Still got 2 more days till I can go back to work for some piece and quiet.

Righto I've had my ten minute smoke break. Rant over...........for now.

[Jeepers Creepers]

Give the kids and the bird some biscuits and race in and throw the wife up in the air for an hour is my suggestion.

[GUEY]

Give the kids and the bird some biscuits and race in and throw the wife up in the air for an hour is my suggestion.

Good in theory but the phrase don't poke the sleeping bear keeps ringing in my ears.

[Jeepers Creepers]

Who said anything about her being awake? NOT ME....

Come on man, get with the program before you embarrass the male species.

[camlisa]

Yeah can simpathise just suffered through the guilt trip at the movies cant recommend seeing this.Now starting to prepare tonights lamb roast while blowing the froth of a few. Might even be able to wet a line in the park next door if/when we get more rain.

[Swannie]

C'mon Guey......you can do it 

[GUEY]

Who said anything about her being awake? NOT ME....

Come on man, get with the program before you embarrass the male species.

Haha was expecting that when I wrote it.
Just goes to show how brain fried I am that I knew and still typed it anyway.

[speewa158]

You got wade through the foam to get to the beer , it;s really a state of mind . Grab a camp chair go out to the garage with enough  to do the job . Unfold the chair relax back , close your eyes , open your mouth , Pour , & again  , thats it . Remain doing so till l get back to you OHH yesss " Think of Camping "            Dr Speewa has left the building on route to the pub 
Now itnt that better 

[hainess]

Rain, rain. Money falling from the sky.
Wet days are the only time I step inside a shopping centre.
Last time was about 8 months ago.
Went down to Cap central and came out with a new phone.

This mowermans fat blunt fingers are having a lot of fun with the new touch screeny thingo.
What will they think of next?

I can hear the grass growing.

Wife's busy cleaning out old files, kid stuff and throwing junk.
Daughter no.1 is going thru my gigabytes and no2 is wiiing all over the place.
Dog is wet and stinks. Nothing worse than a wet black lab.

Me?

I'm here with a beer.

Lifes good.

Rod

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[Kit_e_kat9]

Just a little vent due to frustration of being stuck at home. - Suck it up Prince and take Dr Speewa's advice
Thanks to being wet the kids won't go outside and are at each others throats.  Let em ... it's the only way they'll learn to survive in the cruel world
The bird is still peeved at getting it's foot lopped off and kicks up a stink every time you leave it alone.  Poor Lil Birdie!  How many kids you got to keep it company?
The dogs got outside and got wet and are whining cause they can't come back inside.  Bath towels + kids = dog whinge no longer because they are inside
The wife has chucked it in and gone for a snooze.  Just leave her to it is my advice.  She'll be able to handle the kids later on if she's had a good lie down.
I decided to do some assignment work and am sick of trying to pull big words out of my ring.  So how big a words are we talking?  I can give you a few to try out right now on the kids ... employment / homeless / university / deceased / malnutrition / solitary confinement     

Why couldn't we be camping instead.  Mother Nature said NO!

Still got 2 more days till I can go back to work for some piece and quiet. NO!  Not the W word!

Righto I've had my ten minute smoke break. Rant over...........for now.  Sweet ... it's what we are here for ... now get back to that assignment ... which is on what btw?


Kit_e

[GUEY]

Thanks for the sympathy kit_e your a champ. The course is a cert 4 in design.
Anyway the days gotten better. The prince has a bourban in hand and the rest of them have settled down.
The meat is in the barbie so we will forget Australia day and get stuck in to Australia night instead.

Have a good one all.

[Willow Girl]

LOL, Well suck it up princess!!    Our schools are closed tomorrow due to the floods!

[GUEY]

LOL, Well suck it up princess!!    Our schools are closed tomorrow due to the floods!

Good luck with it Willow Girl hope you are on high ground.