Author Topic: Swaggers that crave Adventure (Read 6282 times)

speewa158 · « **on:** April 27, 2012, 07:59:33 PM »

With less than 100 days to go before the Olympics there will be proposed New events for the future . As Swaggers are people of Adventure l propose a new event for future .
Relay Drinking , Eating , Sleeping & Campfire Watching
This can be a mixed team event that are prepaired to sit around a campfire with food ( whatever you require ) served at your chair fireside . Grog of your choice again served to you fireside as required . Sleeping as required by yourself . Campfire Watching Bush TV
Any Swaggers that wish to apply must have at least 1 weekend of training having been well Watered , Fed , Slept & able to watch a campfire to they get tired & nod off Then wake up & are prepaired to do it again

baldheadedgit · « **Reply #1 on:** April 27, 2012, 08:01:23 PM »

I'm in,,, had a bit of training in the past but could use a refresher...

BHG

speewa158 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 27, 2012, 08:06:11 PM »

BHG Arrr Ummmm might be over qualified , but I will keep you in mind

McGirr · « **Reply #3 on:** April 27, 2012, 08:19:03 PM »

Wont work I am sorry as there are too many professionals in those fields to be allowed in those events.

We even have professional drinkers with years of hard training coming on the Cape trip

Mark

cruisindub · « **Reply #4 on:** April 27, 2012, 08:24:08 PM »

I'll sign up for an apprenticeship.

TroyE · « **Reply #5 on:** April 27, 2012, 08:39:52 PM »

count us in

troy

xcvator · « **Reply #6 on:** April 27, 2012, 08:41:21 PM »

Any proposed dates ? I want to start training

keith

Bird · « **Reply #7 on:** April 27, 2012, 08:44:51 PM »

anything to get away from having the real thing rammed down ya throat for weeks on end...

Tjupurula · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2012, 01:33:36 AM »

Okay, I am in for the eating, although at 130 kg+ I may have a slight advantage, and for the sleeping, which is my second favourite activity. Could you include a variety in the eating, ie, best curry, best stir fry, best chilli dish, best roast, you get the picture.
Tjupurula

speewa158 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2012, 02:30:21 AM »

Crusindub , sorry mate but with such a short time to the event we need stayers not trainers . Nodout with a few good weekends you cant remember you could be considered

xcvator get out in the CT & have a go . That's the spirit

Lost go hide under the CT with a big pile of grog as l will be

Tjupurla the food is as you require as is the grog
Any sponsors for the highly skilled team can send me a pallet load of grog as a show of good faith to get the show on the road . Or keep us off the road as the case may be

Manjimike · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2012, 02:37:18 AM »

If I drink too much will that qualify me for the Paralympics?

Mike

speewa158 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2012, 02:43:02 AM »

Where do you buy Tomuch , that might mean that you will have to stay stray longer & back up to both events . Have a go

Fridge Magnet · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2012, 02:46:46 AM »

As soon as I sober up I'm in. When are the trials? Are there seperate events for sprinting or is it a distance event? I can stare at a fire for days.

fishfinder · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2012, 05:35:08 AM »

could start a beerathon and collect donations for the next beerathon

cruisindub · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2012, 11:10:40 AM »

I reckon as a rookie, I should get in with a 'wild card'

singo-26 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2012, 11:30:05 AM »

Quote from: Tjupurula on April 28, 2012, 01:33:36 AM

Could you include a variety in the eating, ie, best curry, best stir fry, best chilli dish, best roast, you get the picture.
Tjupurula

That could lead to another competition that Speewa didn't think about.

speewa158 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2012, 03:08:57 AM »

Im starting to get worried just thinking about your thinking so far , " Are you with me "

graham · « **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2012, 08:05:57 AM »

Speewa, i am willing to throw myself, upon the keg of life and inspiration and jump right in. do you have any tips, as to which way my training regime should be heading , on this perilous journey. yours in beer Graham

Kangaron · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2012, 02:41:38 PM »

At last. I just knew the last 35 years wouldn't go to waste!
a Bush triathlon.
I'm In.

speewa158 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2012, 06:30:08 PM »

(Young ) Graham your endive's have been noted , but , your lack of consinsity in this field of endiver may preclude you from selection . Could l suggest you take up training with Out backjack & get back to me

speewa158 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2012, 06:31:18 PM »

Quote from: Kangaron on April 29, 2012, 02:41:38 PM

At last. I just knew the last 35 years wouldn't go to waste!
a Bush triathlon.
I'm In.

Overqualifred to say the least

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Author Topic: Swaggers that crave Adventure (Read 6282 times)

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