Hi John,
Is there a less sump ripping, creek submerging, no winch required route up the peninsula ...
I'd say a resounding Yes to that.
A few years ago a couple of people from work headed up with their families. One couple were cape veterans, in a dual-locked old hilux with a heavy-duty camper trailer. The other couple had bought a Patrol and light offroad CIG CT 2 months prior, and hadn't even locked the hubs in yet. No snorkel, road tyres, etc.
They went up and back the Tele track. Whenever they got to one of the "serious" spots, they'd go for a look, then backtrack to one of the many bypass tracks, and go around that way. In some instances they needed to take a decent detour, but always got through. They weren't on a tight schedule, and were going more for the exploration and adventure, hence why they would drive in to gunshot to have a look, then drive back to go around.
Even on the "serious" ones, there's easier and harder lines. Take the infamous Gunshot, there's half a dozen different approaches and exits, which can be mixed and matched to suit your car. Nolan's is really the only one I'd be concerned about, and the trick there is just to let someone else go before you
. Or, just backtrack and bypass it.
I'm not sure I'd take a caravan up the tele track, but I'm guessing people do. There was a 4WDAction video a while ago where they took one of the new baby offroad vans up, and it was a bit squeezy in spots. If going up with a van, I'd probably recommend taking the Development road. As you say, it'll vary from "pretty rough" to "bloody rough" with corrugations. But it's nothing that a 2wd car can't do in ~20hrs from Cairns to Seisa. I think BarraBart holds the MySwag Race From The Tip Back To Cairns trophy.
As for the macho stuff, well, no one would buy a mag with a standard cruiser driving across a bridge, would they???
Although, in the latest video they were playing around in my backyard here, and were being guided by a bloke in a completely stock 80-series - no lift, no lockers, nothing. It went pretty much where everyone else went. Local knowledge, I guess.
Good luck - if you ever get up this way from the opposite corner, give me a yell! Aside - my bullbar came all the way from Perth (after being shipped into the country from Thailand - go figure).
Thanks!
Matto
Edit- beaten by Teabag (again)! Listen to that bloke, he would know considerably more than I would.