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Title: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on January 26, 2016, 05:06:33 AM
How to be a bogan on our national day.

Get on the drink till ya throw up every where.
Run around like a retard with an Aussie flag tied 'round ya neck yelling oi oi oi.
Try to get in a fight with anyone who doesn't look Australian, even if  they are.
Get on TV making a prize tool of yourself.
Don't turn up at centilink tomorrow for your appt. because you "got smashed"
Go forth  and multiply.

Your time on this planet has been fulfilled.
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: BaseCamp on January 26, 2016, 06:19:54 AM
Aussie Aussies oy; oy; oy...

Sitting at Kangaroo Point BNE waiting for a mate to turn up...   Then a 2 hr walk along the river then breaky...

In the next steeet the KP Hotel is setting up for their annual Aussie Day iconic boozfest and cocroach races....   

Is there a metaphor in there somewhere for "multiculturalism" me wonders??



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Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: D4D on January 26, 2016, 06:34:31 AM
How to be a bogan on our national day.

You forgot the Aussie flag or southern cross tattoos...
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: edz on January 26, 2016, 07:30:10 AM
I'm sure there are lots that wear that ink with pride for a totaly different reason  that would politely dissagree with you on that one D4D . :laugh:
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: Clouty on January 26, 2016, 07:33:40 AM
You forgot the Aussie flag or southern cross tattoos...
What's wrong with southern cross tattoo's??

Happy OZ day everyone..
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: raider on January 26, 2016, 08:15:40 AM
Under the Southern Cross I stand
A sprig of wattle in my hand
A native of my native land
Australia, you f**king beauty!

Happy Austraya Day
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: Rumpig on January 26, 2016, 08:40:11 AM
What's wrong with southern cross tattoo's??

Happy OZ day everyone..
i think there's a heap of self righteous people out there that are happy to prejudge those that have them, and assume that those who have them were all at the Cronulla riots together  ::) 

Happy Straya Day all...I'll be donning my Aussie flag emblazed gear today (knowing fair well it's mostly made in China), drinking Bundy with mates at a BBQ whilst wearing my double pluggers (that I wear pretty much every day of the week), and caring sweet F all about what others want to think of my appearance  8)
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: duggie on January 26, 2016, 09:08:55 AM
I am going to really enjoy today, because school starts tomorrow and my home will be quiet for 7 hours ( 4 very bored grandkids ). First break in 6.5 weeks, Happy Australia Day everyone.
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: Troopy_03 on January 26, 2016, 09:14:42 AM
i think there's a heap of self righteous people out there that are happy to prejudge those that have them, and assume that those who have them were all at the Cronulla riots together  ::) 

Happy Straya Day all...I'll be donning my Aussie flag emblazed gear today (knowing fair well it's mostly made in China), drinking Bundy with mates at a BBQ whilst wearing my double pluggers (that I wear pretty much every day of the week), and caring sweet F all about what others want to think of my appearance  8)

Only if they are the temporary ones and stuck on their faces.  ;D
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: Steffo1 on January 26, 2016, 11:01:58 AM
Sitting on the verandah enjoying the showers we're getting & giggling to myself thinking of my b-i-l  entertaining 20 of his daughters year 12 school friends. His missus had to work today conveniently. I thought of going & giving him a hand, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Off to my watering hole for lunch instead.
Have a good one all.
Steve
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: JD-120 on January 26, 2016, 11:41:07 AM
You forgot triple j hottest 100 as loud as you can play it. I love Aussie day. I am going to tick a few of your list jeepers :)

Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: Terry W4 on January 26, 2016, 11:50:11 AM
Mowed the lawn.
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: Black Diamond on January 26, 2016, 11:54:41 AM
Make sure your wearing the #wifebeater while doing it ;D

Proud to be Aussie :cup:
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: tracker on January 26, 2016, 12:12:38 PM
It's Raining here ....But who gives a flying toss .....NOT me...!!! .. :cup: :cup:

 Proud Aussies here...Oi Oi Oi.... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

                                                      Cheers Tracker.
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: Troopy_03 on January 27, 2016, 11:37:12 AM
It's Raining here ....But who gives a flying toss .....NOT me...!!! .. :cup: :cup:

 Proud Aussies here...Oi Oi Oi.... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

                                                      Cheers Tracker.

A proud Aussie would never do the oi oi oi chant.. it's way too cringe-worthy  :'(
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: Beachman on January 27, 2016, 12:18:01 PM
Our Neighbours have an annual Australia Day BBQ, so it’s good to break the growing tradition of not talking to your neighbours.

So we all had a chat while drinking a few quiet beers, eating some streak & Snags and then finishing it off with Pavlova. 

Best part is it was all over by 8pm, so no sore heads this morning for the kids return to school.
Title: Re: 'appy Austraya Day
Post by: swanny on January 27, 2016, 03:23:21 PM
Spent the day in bed, a sad part of rotating shift work, and last night at work......but defo getting my bogan on this arvo....with a few mates doing Aussie Shit.....happy Australia Day....all be it late....and yes with my Tatts..... ;D ;D ;D, and proud of em....