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This is a very simple, very similar to word association.
Add a line to continue the story.
Copy & paste the previous post, add yours.
Hopefully this will be a bit of fun, something to think about for the National meet Kev ;D
I'll start.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.

the end.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#t

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.
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It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
who needed the wheels inflated on their wheelchairs

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It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,

t was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces

The fridge has run dry!!!

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat ???

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down,
Still no chair

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale,
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet, full of ....

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the

ar filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...

it was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...
tent city that had recently

it was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...
tent city that had recently
washed up onto the muddy banks of

it was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...
tent city that had recently
washed up onto the muddy banks of
Christmas Island. Jules and Kev looked on with worry; whilst Johnny just

it was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...
tent city that had recently
washed up onto the muddy banks of
Christmas Island. Jules and Kev looked on with worry; whilst Johnny just
Jumped into his barbed wire canoe and paddled

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...
tent city that had recently
washed up onto the muddy banks of
Christmas Island. Jules and Kev looked on with worry; whilst Johnny just
Jumped into his barbed wire canoe and paddled
Hoping that this wasn't $hit Creek, meanwhile

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...
tent city that had recently
washed up onto the muddy banks of
Christmas Island. Jules and Kev looked on with worry; whilst Johnny just
Jumped into his barbed wire canoe and paddled
Hoping that this wasn't $hit Creek, meanwhile
Whilst editing for his beers to

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...
tent city that had recently
washed up onto the muddy banks of
Christmas Island. Jules and Kev looked on with worry; whilst Johnny just
Jumped into his barbed wire canoe and paddled
Hoping that this wasn't $hit Creek, meanwhile
Whilst editing for his beers to
be fit for human consumption

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!

A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...

Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...
tent city that had recently
washed up onto the muddy banks of
Christmas Island. Jules and Kev looked on with worry; whilst Johnny just
Jumped into his barbed wire canoe and paddled
Hoping that this wasn't $hit Creek, meanwhile
Whilst editing for his beers to
be fit for human consumption
and found out they weren't fit because they were VB....!!!!!

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