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Title: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Homer_Jay on December 12, 2014, 05:49:32 AM
Not sure if this belongs in the joke thread, but have a read of this.........


http://caravanersforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=47849 (http://caravanersforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=47849)


I wonder if some of these armchair experts believe their own BS.
This tread is a bit like looking at a solar eclipse......!






Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on December 12, 2014, 05:54:22 AM
I bet it was being towed by a Jeep.

The massive power put out by Jeeps will do that in no time flat.
The torque will just stress ya balls until they're busted.

If ya wanna remain safe, buy a Patrol or a Cruiser...... No Ball Busting Will Happen Then.  ;D
Title: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 12, 2014, 06:43:32 AM
I bet it was being towed by a Jeep.

The massive power put out by Jeeps will do that in no time flat.
The torque will just stress ya balls until they're busted.

If ya wanna remain safe, buy a Patrol or a Cruiser...... No Ball Busting Will Happen Then.  ;D
lol.....yep would've been a Jeep owner.

On a more serious note, it's a timely reminder to all.  For several years now, I check my tow balls every 6months. Yes I have two, one for the boat and one for the CT.  Always Scrubbing any road grime off, loosening then retightening. I actually think with all my years of learning you just can't be too careful in this area.
Those towers that just travel along thinking it'll be all right, BAM, one day you find the nut has come loose or that dreaded rusty cancer has set in.
In my books, the more attention you pay to this area, the longer you'll be on this earth.
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Homer_Jay on December 12, 2014, 06:57:56 AM
lol.....yep would've been a Jeep owner.

On a more serious note, it's a timely reminder to all.  For several years now, I check my tow balls every 6months. Yes I have two, one for the boat and one for the CT.  Always Scrubbing any road grime off, loosening then retightening. I actually think with all my years of learning you just can't be too careful in this area.
Those towers that just travel along thinking it'll be all right, BAM, one day you find the nut has come loose or that dreaded rusty cancer has set it.
In my books, the more attention you pay to this area, the longer you'll be on this earth.

Agreed, I might get the mrs to check mine..... I mean it is Xmas isn't it??  ;D



Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 12, 2014, 07:14:49 AM

Agreed, I might get the mrs to check mine..... I mean it is Xmas isn't it??  ;D
you must have a bad back?

Can't get down and check your own?
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: xcvator on December 12, 2014, 07:24:40 AM
you must have a bad back?

Can't get down and check your own?
Not any more  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Steffo1 on December 12, 2014, 08:30:27 AM
I posted this somewhere else ?? a couple of years ago but sort of relevant to this topic.
The mounts holding the  90l water tank under the tray of the 'tilley needed some adjusting so, after a 200 klm boat tow, when I got home I had at look at them. After adjusting, I accidently hit the underside of the tow bar with a screw driver. The bar had rusted from the inside & nothing was visible externally as the paint was still covering any corrosion. I must say I felt a little lucky that day!
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: ako on December 12, 2014, 08:31:48 AM
Thought in 5 pages someone would have mentioned not to use spring washers.

Spring washers increase the rate of nut loosening.

Someone with an account see if you can spark them up again...  >:D
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: WilSurf on December 12, 2014, 09:30:46 AM
I am not using a towball.
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Homer_Jay on December 12, 2014, 01:12:03 PM
Thought in 5 pages someone would have mentioned not to use spring washers.

Spring washers increase the rate of nut loosening.

Someone with an account see if you can spark them up again...  >:D

Thinking about joining up just to get them going!
That's a corker.... Spring washers. Or maybe that the nylon in the nylock nut will actually effect the torque rate so you need to adjust your NM of your wrench, or add an extra 2" to your 5ft breaker bar on the end of the 15" shifter!


Retired engineers never die...... They just hang out on caravan forums!
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Robbo on December 12, 2014, 02:40:00 PM
Thought in 5 pages someone would have mentioned not to use spring washers.

Spring washers increase the rate of nut loosening.

Someone with an account see if you can spark them up again...  >:D

Making mental note to myself. "Must not put spring washers on my nuts"   ;D
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Brett B on December 12, 2014, 02:53:40 PM
Some of them need a smack in the face with a wet fish  >:D
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Aaron Schubert on December 12, 2014, 03:14:34 PM
Thanks for the entertainment. Its definitely different over there!

Aaron
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: KingBilly on December 12, 2014, 04:43:48 PM
Lost for words  ;D

KB
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: muzza01 on December 12, 2014, 05:18:19 PM
Thanks for the link. I read the whole 5 pages. Loved it, they sure have some special people on that forum.
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: oldmate on December 12, 2014, 06:01:10 PM
Thanks for the link. I read the whole 5 pages. Loved it, they sure have some special people on that forum.

Lol. Your right there.

But there is a few thread around here that are the same lol ;D
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: speewa158 on December 12, 2014, 07:56:20 PM
  Have 2 & nothing is worn , All in perfect  working condition .  Thank You for asking  :cup: :cup: :cup:   :cheers:
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 12, 2014, 08:00:07 PM

  Have 2 & nothing is worn , All in perfect  working condition .  Thank You for asking  :cup: :cup: :cup:   :cheers:
c'mon, they can't be as bright and shiny as when they were new!
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: speewa158 on December 12, 2014, 08:02:43 PM
lv had them Retreaded  ,  ;D ;D
Title: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 12, 2014, 08:05:17 PM
lv had them Retreaded  ,  ;D ;D
re skinned, I meant re chromed
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Bad Scott on December 12, 2014, 08:11:11 PM
Thinking about joining up just to get them going!
That's a corker.... Spring washers. Or maybe that the nylon in the nylock nut will actually effect the torque rate so you need to adjust your NM of your wrench, or add an extra 2" to your 5ft breaker bar on the end of the 15" shifter!


Retired engineers never die...... They just hang out on caravan forums!
Torque wrench. Thought it was the click in the elbow with a long breaker bar.
Spring washers. Use a double nut with locktite and a dob of weld.
Anti seize and stainless. Forget it. Rattle gun it so it binds up. To replace 9" grinder.
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Bad Scott on December 12, 2014, 08:13:01 PM
re skinned, I meant re chromed
Mr sheen them
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 12, 2014, 08:35:23 PM

Mr sheen them
or Armorall
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: xcvator on December 12, 2014, 11:06:31 PM
or Armorall
Nah, your hand slips off  >:D
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: oldmate on December 13, 2014, 08:22:11 AM
or Armorall

Probably better with KY
Title: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 13, 2014, 08:24:09 AM
You really are old mate. Newer silicon based products on the market these days:-)

No tacky residue.........
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: oldmate on December 13, 2014, 08:25:43 AM
You really are old mate. Newer silicon based products on the market these days:-)

No tacky residue.........

Ahhhh see I am behind the times  ;D
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 13, 2014, 08:26:36 AM

Ahhhh see I am behind the times  ;D
it's ok, stick with us, we'll edumacate ya:-)
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: MarkGU on December 13, 2014, 08:27:34 AM
it's ok, stick with us, we'll edumacate ya:-)
nothing edumacated comes from Victoria  ;D
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 13, 2014, 08:35:49 AM
Phfrewwwww, lucky I'm from Sydney then............. Lot's of edumacated folks from Sydney area.
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: MarkGU on December 13, 2014, 08:38:21 AM
Phfrewwwww, lucky I'm from Sydney then............. Lot's of edumacated folks from Sydney area.
you just came across as a mexican,  :-*
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Bad Scott on December 13, 2014, 08:41:36 AM
Phfrewwwww, lucky I'm from Sydney then............. Lot's of edumacated folks from Sydney area.
U sure about that
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 13, 2014, 08:43:32 AM

U sure about that
what that I'm from Sydney?
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Bad Scott on December 13, 2014, 08:44:46 AM
Second line
Sent from .................
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 13, 2014, 08:45:54 AM

Second line
Sent from .................
what are you saying about folks from Sydney? You be careful, could start a fight!
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: MarkGU on December 13, 2014, 08:47:33 AM
 :D
U sure about that
:D
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Bad Scott on December 13, 2014, 08:54:32 AM
what are you saying about folks from Sydney? You be careful, could start a fight!
:D :D
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: Clouty on December 13, 2014, 09:02:38 AM
Yep.. Every morning and there still sitting in a jar on a bed side table beside the missus.. >:(
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: dazzler on December 13, 2014, 09:19:57 AM
Only bothered to read the first page of it.  The shiny polished base of the ball shows it had been loose.
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: dales133 on December 13, 2014, 04:57:38 PM
nothing edumacated comes from Victoria  ;D
Plenty of smart people in victoria but most of them ended up here by
A. Force
B. amnesia
C.their legs fell off and thier car got stollen
Title: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 14, 2014, 07:42:57 AM
Plenty of smart people in victoria but most of them ended up here by
A. Force
B. amnesia
C.their legs fell off and thier car got stollen
hhmm, sounds like western Sydney to me:-)

Be like, sorry officer, I can't remember where that car came from.....,
Title: Re: Have you checked your balls lately?
Post by: theins on December 14, 2014, 08:13:53 AM
Joke section. Definitely.