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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: rodsswag on February 01, 2013, 07:58:57 PM
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SWMBO??????????????????
Thank you....
Rod.....
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She Who Must Be Obeyed!! :cup:
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Thank you
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NO ,,,, No,,,,, no ,,,,She ,, who ,,, Might ,,, be Obayed ,,,, >:D lm going to hide under the CT ( Camper Trailer ) till the storm has blown over .
Like that might happen ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well all l have is Dreams
& She said " Tell Him He's DREAMING :-[ :-*
:cheers:
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Gee's, you'd better learn that one , FAST !!! :angel:
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& She said " Tell Him He's DREAMING :-[ :-*
:cheers:
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Is that from the Castle
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& She said " Tell Him He's DREAMING :-[ :-*
:cheers:
Is that from the Castle
Saddly YEP >:D
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She Who Must Be Obeyed!! :cup:
By Horace Rumpole, of the bailey.
First aired in about 77 or thereabouts. Went for 7 seasons, I have them all, absolute classic.
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^^^^^
To be precise:
;D
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Oh, the what does WIFE stand for?
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Oh, the what does WIFE stand for?
Why
I
Fail
Eternally
>:D
Lol
Cheers
Evo
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A handy tip with this shorthand lingo for a naive single bloke like yourself rod, is to google 'swmbo[etc] acronym' and you'll get up to pace with we married bloke's lingo in this case, but GenX, Y, Z heiroglyphics more generally :cheers:
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lthgh smtms y cn ndrstnd smthng vn whn yr mssng ll th vwls ;D
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SWMBO = She whinges, moans, bitches overtly!!!
And I thought WIFE was washing, ironing, folding etc But oh how wrong I was...
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Haven't heard the other wife lingo? ;)
But I also prefer your version of SWMBO >:D
Cheers
Evo
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But I know where you're coming from rod when I spotted a Toyota cruiser traytop a while back with an official looking number plate screwed to the back of the tray with HTFU on it which was clearly nothing to do with the actual rego plate below. Looked like a concretor's workhorse and so did he. With no other signwriting or info elsewhere curiosity got the better of me later so google 'HTFU acronym' it was.
Ahhh...H for Hurry or Harden eh? Must employ workers or else he's got teens thinks I.
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Is that what it stands for....
I thought it was "So Wench, My Beer Open" for when she's fetching me cold ale.... :cheers:
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SWMBO = She whinges, moans, bitches overtly!!!
And I thought WIFE was washing, ironing, folding etc But oh how wrong I was...
....when I heard it, the "F" was different....... ;D
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Haha I always thought it stood for she who mustn't be obeyed. No wonder married life has been bad.
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Oh, the what does WIFE stand for?
Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment
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^^^^^^. That isn't what I remember it to be, but we are a family forum lol
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Entertainment can cover lots of things ;)
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SWMBO is used by men who are unable to satisfy said 'She'
:cheers:
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You guys made my day. :-)
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'er indoors
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As l am the lord & Master in my house ;D ;D ;D ;D lm going to hide under the CT in the dark just on the off chance my Most Wondreful SWOMBO glances at this post , dod l mention Most Wonderful :cup: ( the :cup: can only go well for me ,,can't it ) :cheers:
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Uh oh. Perhaps us blokes need to listen to the Man Song so we know or place. Anybody got the youtube link for it?
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Uh oh. Perhaps us blokes need to listen to the Man Song so we know or place. Anybody got the youtube link for it?
Don't worry - I dang got it myself....
The MAN Song! with Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeznTN0YW-4#)
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As l am the lord & Master in my house ;D ;D ;D ;D lm going to hide under the CT in the dark just on the off chance my Most Wondreful SWOMBO glances at this post , dod l mention Most Wonderful :cup: ( the :cup: can only go well for me ,,can't it ) :cheers:
Don't worry Jamie, you're going OK......... ;D ;D
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In my experience substituting must with might = divorce lol
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It's like this Rod. You are a single unattached earthling into earthling pursuits like sport, fishing, camping, shooting, boating, motorcycling, automobiles, etc, etc and hanging about in pubs and clubs with like earthlings without a care in the world. However there's one fatal flaw you have in common with all said earthlings and that's a fascination with science fiction, outer space and the stars above. Then there's these cute looking Venusian space travellers with a masterplan to absorb you into their intergalactic civilisation and resistance is futile.
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she wipes my bum occasionally
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But I know where you're coming from rod when I spotted a Toyota cruiser traytop a while back with an official looking number plate screwed to the back of the tray with HTFU on it which was clearly nothing to do with the actual rego plate below. Looked like a concretor's workhorse and so did he. With no other signwriting or info elsewhere curiosity got the better of me later so google 'HTFU acronym' it was.
Ahhh...H for Hurry or Harden eh? Must employ workers or else he's got teens thinks I.
Reminds me of the old bloke walking down the road to get the paper & as he passes a young fella, with HTFU printed on his shirt, comments
"Good Morning, Harden!"
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she wipes my bum occasionally
Whips not wipes
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Whips not wipes
No, he did actually mean wipe.... Poor old thing ;)
Sent from the machine that goes..... Bing!
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There's acronyms and then there's pure laziness.
All 3 are from the same Chick in regards to a give away dog on a local Buy, Swap & Sell page on Facebook:
"hey sam my sisters gt a male th same age n lookn 4 anuva 1 for company 4 it. cn sh cum look at it satday morn? cud nt go 2 a beta home trust me :):)"
12 December at 20:58 via mobile · Like
"xlnt, n wil u hold her til sh can c her. i prety certain sh Wil want her, is she desexd?"
12 December at 21:06 via mobile · Like
"sh cant take her til afta nye tho n wants make sure sh guna gt on ok with hunter n cats before committing"
12 hours ago via mobile · Like
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They all go hand in hand with that old universal husband answer favourite :YES DEAR"!!!
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There's acronyms and then there's pure laziness.
All 3 are from the same Chick in regards to a give away dog on a local Buy, Swap & Sell page on Facebook:
"hey sam my sisters gt a male th same age n lookn 4 anuva 1 for company 4 it. cn sh cum look at it satday morn? cud nt go 2 a beta home trust me :):)"
12 December at 20:58 via mobile · Like
"xlnt, n wil u hold her til sh can c her. i prety certain sh Wil want her, is she desexd?"
12 December at 21:06 via mobile · Like
"sh cant take her til afta nye tho n wants make sure sh guna gt on ok with hunter n cats before committing"
12 hours ago via mobile · Like
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can some one please delete this post - seriously evans52 is on some really heavy sh*T
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Yep this is the way the future of our world communicate in written form, Dam near need Indiana Jones to decipher the Hiroglyphics sometimes, My eldest daughter writes the same way .Bloody texting.... Ive nicknamed her " Thumbs " now ..
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They all go hand in hand with that old universal husband answer favourite :YES DEAR"!!!
Old family joke:
Me - In response to whatever... "Yes Dear."
Her - "Are you 'Yes Dearing' me?"
Me - "No Dear..."
;D
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some sage advice
The Wife Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFD-kgQxnI#ws)
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PMSL. That guy is awesome hahahahaha.
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That got a smile for both of us. All true.
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Some of the best advise I've seen in a long time lol
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Reminds me of the old bloke walking down the road to get the paper & as he passes a young fella, with HTFU printed on his shirt, comments
"Good Morning, Harden!"
Steffo1, I had to read your post a couple of times till the grey matter clicked, that is a ripper and I LOL'd ......thanks :cup:
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In case you were wondering Rod how mere earthlings can attempt to decipher Venusian incoming telepathic thought waves this might be of some help-
http://ohhthat.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/sharemans-lagoon-is-it-something-i-said.html (http://ohhthat.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/sharemans-lagoon-is-it-something-i-said.html)
Then again if you've just been selected to be culled from the herd for Venusian absorption, retraining and transmogrification, you're probably at the stage where the elected Venusian is hanging off your every uttering and making out she's fabulously interested in every single hobby, sporting interest and pursuit you and your close single earthlings have been enjoying to date. In which case any further hints or advice we transmogrified earthlings can proffer are somewhat futile so enjoy Phase1 while it lasts.