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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: JohnT on January 26, 2013, 05:54:25 PM
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I recently made and an overnight trip around the Innes National Park (SA) to take some photos.
Anyways, after shooting and making my way back to my tent, I bed down for the night only to hear the noise from a few 'late' arrivals a few sites down. These gents continued with the noise until 5am the next morning successfully keeping my wife and I awake most of the night. Now I know that these guys were as pissed as fart and only had about 2hrs of sleep themselves before I departed with a few long drawn out friendly toots of the horn.
This had me thinking, I need new ideas.... So how do you serve your REVENGE....
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I havent tryed it myself but someone told me they throw a Shit load of BIRD SEED on the roof of the tent etc. >:D >:D >:D
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Their tent would be a handy place to empty a porta potti....... they'd be in the schitt then !!! >:D >:D >:D :cheers:
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Their tent would be a handy place to empty a porta potti....... they'd be in the schitt then !!! >:D >:D >:D :cheers:
or send one your dearly beloved daughters around to slip them an air biscuit Bevan :angel:
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I my or may not have been involved in an early morning water bombing raid :)
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I havent tryed it myself but someone told me they throw a **** load of BIRD SEED on the roof of the tent etc. >:D >:D >:D
Yes a favorite of mine.
Even better if they are in a hard roofed camper or caravan ;D
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I like to service my chainsaw in the cool of an early morning >:D
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Trying to diagnose an exhaust leak is always a good one.......... It's a pesky little bugger that can take HOURS to find due to it being a very small hole.
Need to keep the RPM's up too, that way you can hear it better.
Cheers
Evo
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slip a cable tie around their tail shaft. will take weeks to find it >:D
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A kettle ,left beside the fire after an early morning cuppa, will scream its' head off if you happen to have gone for a walk etc. The ear piercing whistle will wake most people given long enough.
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Plastic bag, freeze bag or similar over your hand and pick a dog turd or some greese
and quietly smear it under all door handles of there cars except for one. The one that
doesn't receive the goods should cop the blame, there's nothing like a little
mental work out.
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hey JohnT....maybe a visit from the St George Heckler would quieten them down :cup:
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Round up every dog in and the surrounding campsites, 6 is a good number, make sure there is a good spread of big and small. Wind them up and taunt them with schmackos for at least 2 minutes. Unzip the tent door and throw in an entire 750 gram pack of schmackos, call dogs and do zip back up once all in.
A certain brother in law may have been the victim of this.
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I havent tryed it myself but someone told me they throw a **** load of BIRD SEED on the roof of the tent etc. >:D >:D >:D
piles of raw rice work better, just outside their tent right next to where their pillow is.
Have you ever heard the noise a possum makes when eating raw rice???
I do! This explains the dogs in tent story.
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having been on the receiving end of this one..........get Bullfrog & Hairs to set up each side of them. its like trying to get to sleep next to a rail shunting yard ;D
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I just let my kids get up as early as they want.
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having been on the receiving end of this one..........get Bullfrog & Hairs to set up each side of them. its like trying to get to sleep next to a rail shunting yard ;D
And louder than D4d servicing his chainsaw.
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And louder than D4d servicing his chainsaw.
so i see you've been camping with the two sleeping diesel locomotives too Steve :cup:
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Put GuRich and blackdiamond beside them in a swag and they will move on the next day. I carry earplugs when camping anywhere near them>:D
GG
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slip a cable tie around their tail shaft. will take weeks to find it >:D
expanding foam up the exhaust pipe......(I've often wanted to do this to the scumbag neighbours who constantly try to do burn outs from the driveway.....)
Or you could 'borrow' a spark plug lead. Maybe a coil lead. Or for the old ones, take the rotor from under the distributor cap......
I've never done any of these, but often wanted to when the scumbags next door crank up their stereo at 4am screaming and shouting F& Cs......
Oh if only I was so devious?
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The expanda foam in the exhaust DOES work, but the trick is too fit a hose on to the end of the nozzle so that it doesn't leave any traces near the tip.
Cheers
Evo
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Last time I had noisey late nieghbours, I warmed the Rodeo up outside there tent for ten mins at 7am before leaving, anybody who has or had a 4bj1 TF rodeo diesel will appreciate the torment.
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For noisy neighbors at home - a simple but very annoying solution if their home has atin roof.
1. Catch a few cane toads
2. Tie some sinkers onto light line about 1/2 inch slack onto the toads legs.
3. Throw the toads onto their roof.
The toads will live for a very long time up there and annoy the "late night party" our of them.
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Dont know about the rest of you lot but when I am pissed and go to sleep in the wee hours it takes a bit to wake me up so making a noise will likely only wake others up or piss you of more from not having the required effect.
If you lay there and put up with it for hours then you have dug yourself a hole. I know they may be on the slops but an early caution can be more effective. In most cases it works but you will always get the odd wanker.
Fwiw I reckon touching someone else's rig or camp is a big no-no. Down in tassie at the moment some clowns are unhitching boat trailers at the ramp and the consequences could be dire!
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If you lay there and put up with it for hours then you have dug yourself a hole. I know they may be on the slops but an early caution can be more effective. In most cases it works but you will always get the odd wanker.
3 on 1. I wasn't about to explore those odds
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Rooster in the tent.
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I like to service my chainsaw in the cool of an early morning >:D
I have done just that as well. We were at Newnes in the Blue Mountains. I thought it a great time to tune the saw at 7am.
Didn't have a problem the next night.
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having been on the receiving end of this one..........get Bullfrog & Hairs to set up each side of them. its like trying to get to sleep next to a rail shunting yard ;D
Ain't that the truth!!!!
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Drunks that go to bed at 5am will sleep threw a lot of noise.
Take a handful of bait, carefully lift a tent corner close to their cooking area and wedge bait underneath. Do this in as many spots as you are able.
When drunks rise from bed, they feel a tad seedy......
The smell of bait going off may take a while, but drunks being drunks, it will catch up with them sooner or later.
A trail of sugar from an ants nest to the tent works a treat.
Tie a dead fish to the exhaust of their car up near the engine.
I have tied a coke can to a tailshaft, bur i think the ziptie post would work better, as much harder to spot.
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just a note on the windscreen on their car explaining explaining why you have and what you just added to their fuel tank may not get them home but will cause severe engine damage.
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Banjo Music at breaky time , then Chad Morgan sing along , Oh its getting better as it goes along :cheers:
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Haven't done it myself, but while working in a camp at Olympic Dam (Very hot), heard about this one.
Someone would get a container of baked beans, and early in the morning, throw the contents across the tin roof of one of the guys on nightshift.
With the heat, the baked beans would bake to the roof, with the local crows picking them off for the rest of the day.
The sound of 1/2 dozen beaks hitting a tin roof all day would drive anyone mental I rekon.
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A hose up the tailpipe, pour half a litre of diesel into the rear muffler. once the car warms up it'll blow thick white smoke for a week, I mean thick!! Won't hurt anything but the police and EPA will have a field day.
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Some one ties around the zips on the tent.......
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If you are going to exact revenge then I would make sure I left the area immediately. Someone took revenge on my son and his friends (obviously didn't like being camped next to teenagers - and yes they probably were annoying) but the silly person left their tent there while they went away. Their revenge on him ------- took all his tent poles and left very quickly.
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I'm all for yelling STFU at the top of my lungs, but the BF isn't so keen on it.
I second the sugar in the petrol tank for thieves as I've done this myself and it works a treat EVENTUALLY ;D ... I'm all for the sugar trail from the ants nest (in this case it's going to have to premium mince from the meat ants nest) ... I can do the dog Shit under the car handles as I have dogs and ample amounts of Shit.
Why put a zip tie on a tail pipe though? What does that do exactly?
Kit_e
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"tail shaft", the driveshaft to connect the gearbox to da diff to go forward
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Not on the tail pipe Kit, On the tail SHAFT. As the tail shaft rotates the end of the cable tie slaps onto the floorpan creating a really odd sound. If placed in the right spot, it can be a pain to find.
Im very much on the practical / No damage side of the fence, but I have met some absolute despicable people the last few years who caused damage to MY belongings whilst under the influence.
My fav no damage revenge would be to
cable tie all the zips together whilst they sleep,
Throw a bag of icing sugar over the car and tent,
carefully drop some SMELLY fish oil down the air intake for the air con,
remove pegs from said tent and place them in a pile on the side, (the more wind the better)
slightly loosen the valves on all tyres
small hose clamp and peg, clamp peg over rubber fuel line.
Damage side,
expanda foam with hose to reach into muffler,
super glue into key locks on the car (appropriate when they key your car)
Cheers
Evo
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Arh Okay thanks. ;D
Kit_e
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Arh Okay thanks. ;D
Kit_e
i shall slip around one afternoon and install one for you Kat. be back in a month or so,after the free trial is over :-*
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i shall slip around one afternoon and install one for you Kat. be back in a month or so,after the free trial is over :-*
Hey Thanks so much ... careful driving up this way though ... ;D :-*
Kit_e
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I'd be interested in seeing MARKGU being careful in driving up with no car!!! ;D >:D >:D
Isn't this how the whole thread started???? :cup:
Cheers
Evo
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No ... that was the other thread. You lot just keep following me around!
Kit_e
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I'd be interested in seeing MARKGU being careful in driving up with no car!!! ;D >:D >:D
Isn't this how the whole thread started???? :cup:
Cheers
Evo
BATH PLUG !!!!
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Man im confused. I really should pay a little more attention. But at least everyone knew what I was on about............ :cup:
Although no Idea what the "bathplug" is about???
Call me slow,
Call me Joe,
Just goes to show,
I really don't know!
Cheers
Evo
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Man im confused. I really should pay a little more attention. But at least everyone knew what I was on about............ :cup:
Although no Idea what the "bathplug" is about???
Call me slow,
Call me Joe,
Just goes to show,
I really don't know!
Cheers
Evo
Bath Plug is a nicer way of saying Bar Stud ;)
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Lol
Kinda embarrassing in that im still not sure. Think im either a generation in front or behind that one......
Cheers
Evo
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PM sent Evo ... that means I've sent you the translation of the above via private message. ;D
Kit_e
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Thanks again Kit,
Now All I have to say to Mark is.............. LOL ;D
Cheers
Evo
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Thanks again Kit,
Now All I have to say to Mark is.............. LOL ;D
Cheers
Evo
8)
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Please keep an updated list of where you are going camping ,,,,,,,,l wont turn up if you lot are there ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or l might >:D
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I take a walk over with my chopping axe and my dog and ask them to keep it down. I have a very strong Scottish accent and a big ridgeback dog and I don't often get any more noise.
However I'm liking all these new devious ideas.......
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Almost fully crimped fuel line up near the diff works a treat too, usally allows them to drive up to about 60 k an hour before it starves the engine, power loss / surging = slow trip home or tilt tray to a mechanic to look at it for $85 hr + parts till he finds the problem ..usually by then he's done filters, fuel pumps, computers, sensors, injectors etc etc ...... Now that was a nice holiday $ surprise for them .
So how much did they tick you off ?
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I like to payback with interest! >:D
Foo
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the ultimate of the ultimate is grab yaself a few tins of surströmming? and packet of water balloons use the brine and mash up the beautifully scented fishies, partially half fill the water balloons very very carefully with the mashed up contents of this beautiful combination of pure evil then very carefully aim and fire at your chosen victims. four years later and it still gives me massive amounts of satisfaction along with a huge cheesy smile.
If you do go this route wear double gloves and a decent nasal mask and only open the tins in a well vented area
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My fav no damage revenge would be to
cable tie all the zips together whilst they sleep,
Cheers
Evo
We did this to my brother when we went to moreton for his bucks weekend
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Wtf are you lot on about....you all been on the suds tonight
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another great one is to buy some mad dog 357 or any other chilli extract find the guys jeans and using a very liberal amount of extract dab the fly of the jeans, I will guarantee he wont walk upright for a month, although you may have a bit to answer for if you get sprung while creeping around inside a strangers tent, but it does work well on brother inlaws that wont do Shit for anyone else unless there is something in it for them ( most of us have one of those, and if you carnt think of who it is then its probably you) , Im always looking for new friends btw ;D