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Title: My Wife Got Arrested Yesterday.
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on December 21, 2012, 05:12:41 AM
The wife went in to Gympie yesterday, she was dressed a little bit sexy, but NOT like a tart and was walking through the Centro Centre when some idiot called her a "hoe"

He didn't do it just once either, he called her a "hoe" several times over, looking her straight in the face from about 2 metres away...... what a jerk.

She wasn't going to take that real easy, so she drilled him with a right, followed by a sizzling left jab.
The left was a ripper by all accounts, as her rings opened up the guys face a little.

She started abusing him for calling her names, a couple of guys tried to hold her back, women were screaming, kids were crying, the guy was yelling she was bashing him unprevoked and it was just a massive bun fight.
The cops got called and because, she belted him, she got charged with assault causing harm and some other minor thing.

The police reckon she went overboard a tad and it will be interesting to see what the outcome is when she fronts court.
The wife is now banned from the Centro Centre, but I know one thing for sure, the guy calling her a hoe will won't be doing that again anytime soon.

Centro are also looking for a new Santa Clause now for the next few days until Xmas......  ;D

Merry Xmas everyone....... LOL  :D
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Post by: Camping Grant on December 21, 2012, 05:51:02 AM
Oh, another good one Jeepers
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Post by: gclan on December 21, 2012, 06:40:47 AM
Jeepers, your threads are like a box of chocolates...  :cup:
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Post by: chisel on December 21, 2012, 09:47:04 AM
Ha ha ha ... or should that be  Ho Ho Ho?!?
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Post by: WilSurf on December 21, 2012, 10:00:09 AM
You are having a hard week mate: sex with a customer as payment, your wife in jail.
What is next? :-)
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Post by: Tassie devils on December 21, 2012, 01:29:58 PM
Merry Xmas jeepers your posts always make me smile keep up the good work and  :cheers:
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Post by: xcvator on December 21, 2012, 02:05:18 PM
I live in the same world as Jeepers but I keep waking up  ;D , oh Jeepers don't forget

                                                                 :worthles:
Title: My Wife Got Arrested Yesterday.
Post by: Fun Police on December 21, 2012, 02:54:56 PM
Gah! You had me all the way on that one!  Happy Christmas!
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Post by: speewa158 on December 21, 2012, 03:24:14 PM
Dont pay the bail she might come after you  >:D
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Post by: Hefty on December 21, 2012, 04:04:30 PM
Lol, you had me fooled too!
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Post by: achjimmy on December 21, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Awesome had me
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Post by: Patt31 on December 21, 2012, 06:16:11 PM
very well done, had me in right until the end. :) Brilliant!!
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Post by: Mallory Black on December 21, 2012, 06:25:26 PM
Last year I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a mate said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," I replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
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Post by: prodigyrf on December 24, 2012, 08:41:03 AM
What's with the double threads here Jeepers?
http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=25489.0;topicseen (http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=25489.0;topicseen)
Title: Re: My Wife Got Arrested Yesterday.
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on December 24, 2012, 03:09:04 PM
I know i'm going to really regret asking this, but what the hell are you talking about?
Title: Re: My Wife Got Arrested Yesterday.
Post by: prodigyrf on December 25, 2012, 02:03:01 AM
I know i'm going to really regret asking this, but what the hell are you talking about?

A dapper dresser makes a pass at the missus and she's not happy? Well you were kidding too  ;D
Title: Re: My Wife Got Arrested Yesterday.
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on December 25, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
Oh sorry, now i'm with you....... had been a long day yesterday.  :-[

And you posted in 20 words or less....There is a Santa Claus..... :cheers: