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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Black Diamond on November 25, 2012, 03:42:32 PM
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Just wondering if there are any other adults that think 1D are the ducks nuts?
I can't wait tip they come to Australia.
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I love one direction - STRAIGHT OUT TO THE DESERT AND BEYOND
'shakey'
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I'm at a party and some drunken bum 'mattz' grabbed my phone.
MODS BAR HIM :police:
BD
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.........GOLD......... :cup: :cup:
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I knew it......feel better now?
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I'm at a party and some drunken bum 'mattz' grabbed my phone.
MODS BAR HIM :police:
BD
I am not so sure this is true. Come on admit it. You do love them....
Kevin
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I'm at a party and some drunken bum 'mattz' grabbed my phone.
MODS BAR HIM :police:
BD
Sure BD sure.... ;D
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Nothign worse than leaving your computer logged in and ya mates finding it
(http://www.failfunnies.com/32/images/gay-rainbow-win.jpg)
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I am not so sure this is true. Come on admit it. You do love them....
Kevin
X 2 out of the closet you! :-*
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I'm at a party and some drunken bum 'mattz' grabbed my phone.
MODS BAR HIM :police:
BD
I am sure there are people out there that believe you BD, just no one on MySwag!!!
:cheers: Cracka
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That's better than the night my work 'mates' posted a thread on my account stating "I am a raging homosexual" LOL Luckily for me the mods deleted it before too many people got to reply and have a giggle at my expense!
I have to admit when I read this one I was thinking how odd :)
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:police: You can't let your guard down these days ;D
I don't know who's worse, 1D or beiber >:( worse thing is I have three daughters and guess who they listen to :police:
BD
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............I have three daughters and guess who they listen to.........
Lemme guess.........not you........
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I had to google it to find out what one direction is.
I'm getting old. ;D
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I had to google it to find out what one direction is.
I'm getting old. ;D
Not too old.. you know what google is ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hey BD, I think thats what they were singing in the back of hutchies car the other week. I said to my son "do not come home and start singing that C$%P"!!!
Greg
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:police: You can't let your guard down these days ;D
I don't know who's worse, 1D or beiber >:( worse thing is I have three daughters and guess who they listen to :police:
BD
Gee mate, that's rough. Even my 12 year ol thinks 1D suck - fewie. Not sure how to block that with the internet filter ;D
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BD Your a worry mate :o
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BD Your a worry mate :o
yes I know I need to drink more :cheers:
Hey BD, I think thats what they were singing in the back of hutchies car the other week. I said to my son "do not come home and start singing that C$%P"!!!
Greg
Thats what I have to put up with every day :-[
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Lemme guess.........not you........
LMAO....not even a lookin
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Which is that one direction, East, West maybe? ;)
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That's better than the night my work 'mates' posted a thread on my account stating "I am a raging homosexual" LOL Luckily for me the mods deleted it before too many people got to reply and have a giggle at my expense!
I have to admit when I read this one I was thinking how odd :)
Reminds me of my 'gap year' (not that the term had been invented then) in the Vic Public Service in 1975.
Eighteen years old, off to the blood bank for the first time with my paperwork.
Didn't notice that my workmates had answered 'YES' in pencil to the question: "have you had VD?"
How to embarrass a young bloke... :-[
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I love one direction - STRAIGHT OUT TO THE DESERT AND BEYOND
'shakey'
Is there any other direction? Why is BD embarrassed about that?
Kit_e
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Is there any other direction? Why is BD embarrassed about that?
Kit_e
Showin' your age now Kit_e. Although I wish I didn't know the other 1D :'(
:cheers: Cracka
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Showin' your age now Kit_e.
I ain't no spring chicken ... but I ain't no overly roasted one either! ;D
Kit_e
Double21
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Is there any other direction? Why is BD embarrassed about that?
Kit_e
Lol if that is the direction we are talking about here then it's all good ;D as long as its not little faggots we are talking about :police:
:cheers: BD
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Johny whats going on mate ?
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I'm not sure WHAT direction they are going, but I'm pretty sure it aint STRAIGHT.
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I'm not sure WHAT direction they are going, but I'm pretty sure it aint STRAIGHT.
I'm certainly no fan, but jeez, I'd love their bank account right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Having hoards of women throwing themselves at me wouldn't be bad either (as long as they were over 18 :police: :police: :police:)
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Johny whats going on mate ?
Bloody mate mattz pinched my phone at a party yesterday. The drunken bum is the real closet fan not me. If I catch him I will skin him like a chicken :cheers:
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I know most of you would not remember an instrument called a typewriter. It was a mechanical device that you used to print letters onto a sheet of paper by hammering down on the keys.
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In my old job and back in the old days, we would have to type our reports on one of these instruments, original plus 5 copies. Again for most of you, we would have to place sheets of carbon paper between each sheet of paper, making sure the carbon is the right way around. This carbon paper would make an imprint onto the paper but you had to make sure you really hammered the dam keys. Not to mention if you made a mistake and using the whiteout on each sheet.
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It was not uncommon that you would start to type your report, get a call and have to leave very quickly, come back and continue typing. And the paper back then was foolscap size, not A4, so you can imagine how much typing it took to fill a page, especially if you are a two finger typer like me. Anyway you would type, type, type, get to the bottom of the page and as you scroll you realise some mongrel has typed rather course words while you were out.............. at the very bottom of your page! Rip all of the paper out, scream, swear etc and start all over again, knowing same mongrel is nearby rolling around laughing. Kevin :police:
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Bloody mate mattz pinched my phone at a party yesterday. The drunken bum is the real closet fan not me. If I catch him I will skin him like a chicken :cheers:
You leave Capt Krunch out of this , he's not really as bad as he is made out to be . He's worse . Strange things happen in the cab of trucks . >:D >:D
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You leave Capt Krunch out of this , he's not really as bad as he is made out to be . He's worse . Strange things happen in the cab of trucks . >:D >:D
Thanks mate......I think.
BD is just still in denial.....he will come around sooner or later.
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BD is just still in denial.....he will come around sooner or later.
Denial, dat is a river in daegypt no ???
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My wife and two girls recon 1D are tops, and I'll say here that I don't hate them, like I do many other modern music acts.
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My wife and two girls recon 1D are tops, and I'll say here that I don't hate them, like I do many other modern music acts.
;D I'm not saying I hate them I just think they are Ghey >:D
My Daughters are gunna kill me if they see this post :police:
BDYou leave Capt Krunch out of this , he's not really as bad as he is made out to be . He's worse . Strange things happen in the cab of trucks . >:D >:D
;D you know him too well :cheers:
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BD, major crisis,
NEWSFLASH - Channel 10
1 Direction concerts clash with end of year exams!
How will you survive.
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BD, major crisis,
NEWSFLASH - Channel 10
1 Direction concerts clash with end of year exams!
How will you survive.
;D more beer in thinks :cheers:
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You leave Capt Krunch out of this , he's not really as bad as he is made out to be . He's worse . Strange things happen in the cab of trucks . >:D >:D
Yes . but , you hang with him dont you , mabey he /she is trying to deflect things :o :cheers:
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Yes . but , you hang with him dont you , mabey he /she is trying to deflect things :o :cheers:
I wouldn't say he "hangs"
But it does get lonely in the truck. :lol:
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Might be tooooo many woman in his life >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
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So Black Diamond- got tickets lined up yet- I hope better than row 3 :cheers:
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It was not uncommon that you would start to type your report, get a call and have to leave very quickly, come back and continue typing. And the paper back then was foolscap size, not A4, so you can imagine how much typing it took to fill a page, especially if you are a two finger typer like me. Anyway you would type, type, type, get to the bottom of the page and as you scroll you realise some mongrel has typed rather course words while you were out.............. at the very bottom of your page! Rip all of the paper out, scream, swear etc and start all over again, knowing same mongrel is nearby rolling around laughing. Kevin :police:
Hahaha , that bought back a few memories.
I typed out a lead up to a record of interview [no audio or video evidence then ] , about 5 copies.
My team DS approved the brief, so did the DDI and the DDCI, got the nod from the DPP, but had to go through an inquest first.
In the old Corners Court back then you lead no evidence, everyone, accused as well, got a copy of the hand up brief and you just acknowledged
your statement and straight to cross examination [ remember no rules of evidence at the CC ].
AND THEN THEY ALL READ IT.
Big night at the pub that one. :cheers:
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So Black Diamond- got tickets lined up yet- I hope better than row 3 :cheers:
;D I see this thread has popped it head up again. Yes. Got one for you too and Matt....... In the mosh pit :cheers:
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;D I see this thread has popped it head up again. Yes. Got one for you too and Matt....... In the mosh pit :cheers:
what do you reckon- bumped once a month until the "trip report" from the concert >:D :angel:
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Can you do a Trip Report on a bunch of yobbo's singers boy band?
Kit_e
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what do you reckon- bumped once a month until the "trip report" from the concert >:D :angel:
;D haha..... I kill you last :police:
Can you do a Trip Report on a bunch of yobbo's singers boy band?
Kit_e
Documentary? ;D :cheers:
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Please O Please lets finish 12 & start 13 as a new page . So BD has a very strange idea of what could be called music ( might only be in his head ) ,,,,Very Sad Indeed . >:D Might be too many females in his life bending him just to far >:D >:D :cheers:
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Please O Please lets finish 12 & start 13 as a new page . So BD has a very strange idea of what could be called music ( might only be in his head ) ,,,,Very Sad Indeed . >:D Might be too many females in his life bending him just to far >:D >:D :cheers:
Im surrounded by the bloody hormonal things, even the dog is a bitch :-[. Can't take a trick these days :police:
>:D >:D >:D
BD
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Im surrounded by the bloody hormonal things, even the dog is a bitch :-[. Can't take a trick these days :police:
>:D >:D >:D
BD
I hear you brother. I grew up with 2 sisters and now live with my wife and three daughters, 2, 5 & 15. The 2 dogs are males, but they do things to each other that trouble me...
One Direction
Justin Bieber
Short Stack
5 Seconds of Summer
some weird skinny bloke covered in tats
I could go on and on...
now the grumpy 15 year old has a dreadlocked boyfriend!
Thank god for the male phenomenon known as 'selective hearing'
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''''''''''' Say What """"""""
& Cold Beer :cheers:
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Thank God (or other Deity of your choosing) that I have boys!!! They aren't into this 1 Dimension crap....they Prefer AC/DC and Midnight Oil, singing along to TNT or Blue Sky Mine...... May have something to do with the fact thats all they hear in the car.... :) Aint no Beiber either in our Car!!!!
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l really like BOTH KINDS of Music Country & Western :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup: :cheers:
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Bump.
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When are you going to stich BD up again ??? ??? :cheers:
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Just found this thread :o :o
Can't stop laughing!
Oh well, I'm off for a change of duds.
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Just found this thread :o :o
Can't stop laughing!
Oh well, I'm off for a change of duds.
You havent met our John Boy have you ??? ??? Hes a nice kid but a Blooby Idiot ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,His SWOMBO likes him ( l hope ) ::)
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Another one for your playlist BD!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/music/one-direction-picks-australian-band-5-seconds-of-summer-as-support-act-for-world-tour/story-e6frf9hf-1226578230753 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/music/one-direction-picks-australian-band-5-seconds-of-summer-as-support-act-for-world-tour/story-e6frf9hf-1226578230753)
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Another one for your playlist BD!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/music/one-direction-picks-australian-band-5-seconds-of-summer-as-support-act-for-world-tour/story-e6frf9hf-1226578230753 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/music/one-direction-picks-australian-band-5-seconds-of-summer-as-support-act-for-world-tour/story-e6frf9hf-1226578230753)
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It's on like Donkey Kong :cheers: :cheers:
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Have you got your tickets John.
One Direction are at Madame Tussauda Waxworks in Sydney in October!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/music/madame-tussauds-to-create-one-direction-wax-figures-for-world-tour/story-e6frf9hf-1226595559275 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/music/madame-tussauds-to-create-one-direction-wax-figures-for-world-tour/story-e6frf9hf-1226595559275)
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Have you got your tickets John.
One Direction are at Madame Tussauda Waxworks in Sydney in October!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/music/madame-tussauds-to-create-one-direction-wax-figures-for-world-tour/story-e6frf9hf-1226595559275 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/music/madame-tussauds-to-create-one-direction-wax-figures-for-world-tour/story-e6frf9hf-1226595559275)
wouldnt miss it for the world ;D
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Bruce I agree it has seen its used by date :cheers:
When does beiber come to town?? ............ So I can kick the little faggots a$$hole. :cheers:
BD
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Havnt you taken youyr grumpy pills today ??? ???
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Havnt you taken youyr grumpy pills today ??? ???
No, I haven't cracked a can yet >:( just got home and reached into the fridge problem solved :cheers:
;D BD
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No, I haven't cracked a can yet >:( just got home and reached into the fridge problem solved :cheers:
;D BD
And turned on the stereo with the 1 belting out their tunes>:D>:D>:D
GG
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Crank up the gramaphone & slip on a 78' , Kick back :cheers:
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Is it true One Direction is your ringtone John!!
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;D you bloody pack of **** stirrers are you jealous?
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This one is for you BD
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Roght O lets stop haning it BD . If thats the way he decides to go then so be it , its a free country !! ;D & l remain free to camp well away from him & his music >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D :cheers:
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Is it true One Direction is your ringtone John!!
Ring tone?
I wish that's where it stopped.
It's playing constantly on the 80 series CD player.
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it could be worse, it could have been country music...
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Hi Johnny, they tell me that you finally finished the full back tattoo with all the band members ;D
Swannie
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Hi Johnny, they tell me that you finally finished the full back tattoo with all the band members ;D
Swannie
Word certainly got out.
I caught up with Johnny boy the other day for a look.
I think the tattooist saw him coming.
Here it is.
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/05/10/e4uzu8y3.jpg)
Just tell him it looks good......he'll never know.
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Word certainly got out.
I caught up with Johnny boy the other day for a look.
I think the tattooist saw him coming.
Here it is.
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/05/10/e4uzu8y3.jpg)
Just tell him it looks good......he'll never know.
:cup:
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:D you blokes have too much spare time on your hands :cheers:
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JohnBoy ...... Looking Good ,,, you havnt been working out as much as you should ;D ;D ;D :cheers:
Ohhh Yerrrrr What were you pondering in the park ??? ??? ???
:cheers:
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New hand bag for BD
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The Tour :cup: The New Album :cup: The Arena Specaticular :cup: ,,,, Ohhhhh Beat my Gentle Heart . Spending a night with crying screaming dancing Middle Aged Men in concert with 1D . >:D
Spare Me ;D
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how to feel closer....
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Another bag for BD
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Another bag for BD
You gaylords ;D you have nothing better to do than pull the piss out of a honest swagger :(
;D ;D
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Tall poppy syndrome ? ;D
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You gaylords ;D you have nothing better to do than pull the piss out of a honest swagger :(
;D ;D
"Gaylords" > doesn't that word belong in a museum along with other pearlers such as "naff" (pommy cr#p lingo), "cool", "tops" and other ancient/childish phrases of a bygone era? Come on BD, lift your game and slay with the correct terminology so we all know exactly what you mean!! :laugh:
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You gaylords ;D you have nothing better to do than pull the piss out of a honest swagger :(
;D ;D
What BD do you prefer this band ;D
Swannie
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"Gaylords" > doesn't that word belong in a museum along with other pearlers such as "naff" (pommy cr#p lingo), "cool", "tops" and other ancient/childish phrases of a bygone era? Come on BD, lift your game and slay with the correct terminology so we all know exactly what you mean!! :laugh:
Hang on a Bit whats with the abuse " ANCIENT " Dont come the funny with me Sunshine >:D >:D
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"Gaylords" > doesn't that word belong in a museum along with other pearlers such as "naff" (pommy cr#p lingo), "cool", "tops" and other ancient/childish phrases of a bygone era? Come on BD, lift your game and slay with the correct terminology so we all know exactly what you mean!! :laugh:
Like Totally ;D
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stop being a bogan and get with the program :angel:
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Like Totally ;D
Bravo, your SOH exceeds that of Mr158's :cheers:
In reality I am probably mire guilty of the very thing I jokingly pointed the finger at you for than yourself, but one direction? Really?!! :laugh:
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time this thread was locked. >:D
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time this thread was locked. >:D
Nah, let it go, while we're you are having a go at BD ( which he probably deserves) we're you are leaving some other poor sod alone :-*
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LMAO - It's taken me forever to even look at this thread as I was too ashamed to even click on it, and I was a bit embarrassed for you Black Diamond, but now it all makes sense.
That's hilarious...Love it :cup: :cheers:
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Hi BD
Could you please tell me who or what one direction is. I am assuming it is not a point of the compass.
Tjupurula
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what a classic !
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Hi BD
Could you please tell me who or what one direction is. I am assuming it is not a point of the compass.
Tjupurula
It is BD's favourite boy band and his choice of music to listen to in the bush, I think ;D
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It is BD's favourite boy band and his choice of music to listen to in the bush, I think ;D
Hey TJ, you should see the dance he does to go with the music :)
Swannie
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Read the title and thought W.T , one of the funniest threads i've read in a while lmao :cup:
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Hey Johnnie, heard they're making a MOVIE yeaah ;D
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I hear that you're going to the Justin Beiber concert now also......is this correct?
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Have you won any tickets yet BD >:D
GG
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Still a chance to win tickets here BD.
http://www.themercury.com.au/one_direction/ (http://www.themercury.com.au/one_direction/)
I laugh out loud every time I walk into the Coles Supermarket at New Town and see the cardboard cut outs of them where you can get your picture taken with them! Just imagining your head in the vacant space breaks me up. ;D
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Why would I be trying to win them when I already have tickets? :)
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This thing will crack 4000 views soon, not bad for a wind up!
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OK now I'm understanding why BD like 1D...although its better with "mute on"
http://youtu.be/ND41BOzqVoA (http://youtu.be/ND41BOzqVoA)
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Oh well, BD wont be around here for a while:
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/music/one-directions-niall-horan-holidaying-in-melbourne-twitter-speculation-suggests-20130910-2th3w.html (http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/music/one-directions-niall-horan-holidaying-in-melbourne-twitter-speculation-suggests-20130910-2th3w.html)
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I've been wondering where he has got too.
Swannie
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Hiding ;D
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Pinching a phrase from a popular swagger "There are more and more comedians popping up on this forum everyday" ;D
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Welcome back, how was the show :angel:
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1D without teeth and eyebrows ;D
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Btn3es9Kjps/Ui5mLpv8LII/AAAAAAAC544/M6Ou60jif8Y/w426-h434/IvDhAYI.jpg)
And the truth about 1D
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FNoOjHuSOjk/UhQkNU5yVDI/AAAAAAAABFI/0CHMmaVZrOk/w426-h639/onetruth.jpg)
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:cup:
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1D without teeth and eyebrows ;D
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Btn3es9Kjps/Ui5mLpv8LII/AAAAAAAC544/M6Ou60jif8Y/w426-h434/IvDhAYI.jpg)
And the truth about 1D
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FNoOjHuSOjk/UhQkNU5yVDI/AAAAAAAABFI/0CHMmaVZrOk/w426-h639/onetruth.jpg)
Looks like a wanted poster for THE UNWANTED >:D
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Have you got tickets for the upcoming movie yet......Johnny boy?
http://youtu.be/C0I9ikjQtuI
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BD have you taken the time to STICH UP your mate ,,,,,, >:D ,,,,,,, for all of this . Capt Krunch . >:D
Capt Krunch , a truck driver that couldn't drive a hungry cow in to a paddock of grass
, A greasy stickup a dogs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
, who left his spare tyre & carrier in the middle of the creek after it was ripped off
, can light up a camp site by leavening it
, ls about as much use as a hat full of ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Why are people so cruel to you
All in all this thread is a game that has past its use by date .
Stuff the Humans you will do me for a ruff mate :cup: ;D >:D & then there is :cheers:
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At least the "object" of affection is NOT Justin Bieber. (If that has been mentioned before then apologies, but still worth reiterating)
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BD dose have standards ,,,,, yes they may be low ,,,, but they are not that LOW :cup:
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Sorry if this upsets anyone, but I reckon it's spot on.
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get in quick Black Diamond
these are special tickets, or are these yours and you using the excuss to keep them for yourself
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/4-X-one-direction-tickets-sydney-Friday-25th-October-/171129708772 (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/4-X-one-direction-tickets-sydney-Friday-25th-October-/171129708772) :cup:
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Seen a pic of you last night at the concert- how was it :cheers:
did you also make up a sign :worthles:
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I'm at a party and some drunken bum 'mattz' grabbed my phone.
MODS BAR HIM :police:
BD
Thats gold.... :cup: lmao ;D
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I'm at a party and some drunken bum 'mattz' grabbed my phone.
MODS BAR HIM :police:
BD
This is the culprit that did this, he was snapped by the papparazzi last night at Rod Laver arena. Nice poster you made Gaylord ;D
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/28/6umubyza.jpg)
Poor Georgia must be so embarrassed :police:
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This is the culprit that did this, he was snapped by the papparazzi last night at Rod Laver arena. Nice poster you made Gaylord ;D
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/28/6umubyza.jpg)
Poor Georgia must be so embarrassed :police:
Nice one BD, we will wait for the return shot of you
GG
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C'mon BD, we know you were there taking the photo ;D
Swannie
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This is the culprit that did this, he was snapped by the papparazzi last night at Rod Laver arena. Nice poster you made Gaylord ;D
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/28/6umubyza.jpg)
Poor Georgia must be so embarrassed :police:
So you were there