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Title: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: xcvator on October 19, 2012, 09:14:05 PM
Pottering around in the shed today (yes there is room in it now) when swmbo waltzes in holding our public liability insurance renewal, and gaily announces "this section has to do with working with erections"and "you haven't worked with an erection for 3 years so we should claim a 50% reduction" She then walked out and (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing008.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: dazzler on October 19, 2012, 09:16:30 PM
You should have said;

"Well at least not with you...."
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: Mace on October 19, 2012, 09:22:43 PM
Believe me, Its a genetic thing.

Did she realise she was telling a joke?

 :cheers:
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: brickiematt on October 19, 2012, 09:23:00 PM
Geez mate, thats a bit stiff....... or not  ;D
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: Mallory Black on October 19, 2012, 10:01:39 PM
mate I wouldn't come to that at all
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: Bird on October 19, 2012, 10:02:24 PM
thats some headache she has...
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: TroyE on October 19, 2012, 10:52:09 PM
sounds like she's ready to stiff you ;D
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on October 20, 2012, 04:14:52 AM
You should have had sex right there and then, you know, just gone for it, pulling out all the stops, even getting a bit kinky, the odd toy, lots of baby oil, you getting the picture.....

Look, you could've even got the wife involved too.
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: speewa158 on October 20, 2012, 05:18:08 AM
l gots on oversupply of dezzz little blue tablets from my agent in Nigera ( merchant banker ) . might frighten the crap out of SWOMBO , it will give you a smile as everybody looks like Smurfs  . Send $$$$$
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: krisandkev on October 20, 2012, 06:34:46 AM
Speaking of, I think they could have worded the fifth thread a bit different... ;D

(http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp%3B63%3Enu%3D6%3A%3B%3A%3E598%3E24%3A%3EWSNRCG%3D356593589433%3Bnu0mrj)
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: GeoffA on October 20, 2012, 06:38:08 AM
Speaking of, I think they could have worded the fifth thread a bit different... ;D

(http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp%3B63%3Enu%3D6%3A%3B%3A%3E598%3E24%3A%3EWSNRCG%3D356593589433%3Bnu0mrj)


I though about commenting, but decided to leave it alone......... ;D ;D
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: GeeTee on October 20, 2012, 06:41:47 AM
Speaking of, I think they could have worded the fifth thread a bit different... ;D

(http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp%3B63%3Enu%3D6%3A%3B%3A%3E598%3E24%3A%3EWSNRCG%3D356593589433%3Bnu0mrj)


klamp-its, pulling and queries... plenty going on at MySwag today!
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: GU_Thomo on October 20, 2012, 06:44:20 AM
I though about commenting, but decided to leave it alone......... ;D ;D

I think you have described his problem perfectly.

Cheers
Parry
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: brickiematt on October 20, 2012, 06:47:59 AM


(http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp%3B63%3Enu%3D6%3A%3B%3A%3E598%3E24%3A%3EWSNRCG%3D356593589433%3Bnu0mrj)
klamp-its, pulling and queries... plenty going on at MySwag today!


Not to mention shackles .......
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on October 20, 2012, 06:51:45 AM
So why did you mention them..... hmmmmm....
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: brickiematt on October 20, 2012, 07:02:00 AM
So why did you mention them..... hmmmmm....

Just doing a bit of reminiscing....... >:D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: xcvator on October 20, 2012, 10:56:20 AM
So, the general consensus seems to be that I just have to harden up in the erection business (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused013.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: austastar on October 20, 2012, 01:12:56 PM
Hi,
   'Erection Engineers' used to be next to 'Escort Agencies' in our local phone book some years ago.


cheers
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: speewa158 on October 20, 2012, 07:22:51 PM
l am a clean living youth of temperant habits & no not of what you speak  >:D       :cheers:
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: xcvator on October 20, 2012, 07:27:38 PM
l am a clean living youth of temperant habits & no not of what you speak  >:D       :cheers:

I think I may have to bring my bobcat to Tolmie to move some bs  (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)  :cheers:
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: GeoffA on October 20, 2012, 07:44:49 PM
I think I may have to bring my bobcat to Tolmie to move some bs  (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)  :cheers:


You might as well use a tea-spoon.........
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: flamingo on October 21, 2012, 06:11:35 AM
Pottering around in the shed today (yes there is room in it now) when swmbo waltzes in holding our public liability insurance renewal, and gaily announces "this section has to do with working with erections"and "you haven't worked with an erection for 3 years so we should claim a 50% reduction" She then walked out and



 Fair dinkum sometimes ya wonder why we talk to them hey! Bloody oxygen thieves..  :cheers:
Title: Re: How can Women be so cruel
Post by: bert56 on October 22, 2012, 05:38:38 AM
It is the nature of the beast.


Bert