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Title: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 02, 2012, 07:15:29 AM
Go straight to Caselmain Jail , its up for sale if you got the cash ,, & its open for viewing next Saturday could be a really interesting day trip . What better way to entertain the family than wondering around the old place . The cells , :police:, excercise yard ,  :police: ,high walls  :police:, its all there .
l am going to pop in & have a peep as its something you hope to do & not stay to long . Could be a good day out or in as the case may be . l will post up the open times when l get them  :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: johnyd on June 02, 2012, 07:34:40 AM
Could get a good head start on the saps when the Zombie apocalypse starts with that. 

Set it up with some Solar power, wired up with 6 B&S of course, a nice little farm and home brewing with a distillery for your spirits.
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 02, 2012, 07:44:48 AM
Arrr yes Her Majesty's Time shair . You can never get it out of your system even if you do get out of the system . l have heard they do a wicked pepper steak on Thursday night & they even turn the lights off for you at night
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Mandrake on June 02, 2012, 08:38:21 AM
Should be a bit of room in the exercise yard for a National Meet ???

Maybe we should all chip in a few grand and buy it as the " New Home of Myswag " !!!

Cheers

Steve
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Hoyks on June 02, 2012, 10:16:57 AM
It would also provide secure parking if you lacked room in your own yard.
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Mandrake on June 02, 2012, 10:26:47 AM
Must have some workshops there as well ...

" Come up for the weekend and modify your camper or tow vehicle ..!! "

" No space in your shed to fix your camper then come to Myswag Adventure Centre Castlemaine ..

We'll look after you !!! "  BYO tools and  :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Mace on June 02, 2012, 10:38:20 AM
I stayed their once!!!

Only one night, that was enough.  ;D

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 02, 2012, 04:38:23 PM
Quote from: Mandrake

We'll look after you !!! "  BYO tools and  :cheers:
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No digging . tunneling or wire cutters  ;D Dose BYO mean you have to own the tools first or can they be aquired from THE shed .
Oh can we take the tools home afterward  ??? >:D
                                                                  :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 02, 2012, 04:39:50 PM
I stayed their once!!!

Only one night, that was enough.  ;D

 :cheers:
Is there something you want to share with us & clense your dirty secret  ;D ??? ???
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Mace on June 02, 2012, 04:54:32 PM
Is there something you want to share with us & clense your dirty secret  ;D ??? ???

I was there for a work conference!!

Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 02, 2012, 04:56:09 PM
I was there for work!!
Ho l see a pajama party  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 02, 2012, 05:04:39 PM
The Joint , Big House , Klink is supposed to be open from 11AM to 2PM next Sat .  :police: :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Robertsons on June 02, 2012, 10:28:16 PM
Do not pass go Do not collect $200. :-)
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 03, 2012, 06:42:31 AM
Do not pass go Do not collect $200. :-)
No mate the Carbon tax comes in it a few weeks not yet  >:D
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: bobnrob on June 03, 2012, 09:56:18 AM
For all you illiterate low lifes...it's spelt G A O L   :police:   sheesh
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Mandrake on June 03, 2012, 10:15:04 AM
Other terms used are penitentiary, correctional facility, remand centre, detention centre, and jail or gaol.  :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Robertsons on June 03, 2012, 10:30:11 AM
For all you illiterate low lifes...it's spelt G A O L   :police:   sheesh
They are both spelt either way in Australia as both words are used in our language. Normaly it is a word used in two different ways,
In the courts it is favoured to be JAIL eg; "I sentence you to 10 years JAIL to be served in XXX GOAL.
Prisons used to be named GAOL which is pronononced GOAL eg Long Bay GAOL.
JAIL and GAOL are originaly from French words jaiole and gayole.
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 03, 2012, 11:02:17 AM
For all you illiterate low lifes...it's spelt G A O L   :police:   sheesh
l resemble that coment or should l say l aspire to climb that far up 1 day  >:D :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Tjupurula on June 03, 2012, 11:08:38 AM
Hi Speewa
Do the multitude of bars there serve the amer fluid..... >:D
Tjupurula
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 03, 2012, 11:21:44 AM
Ummm have to think about that  ??? ??? , dont like your chances though  :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: bobnrob on June 03, 2012, 12:38:02 PM
Jail = American term - & maybe other countries as well, but not the proper Aussie spelling eg: color is often used here in Aus now, but our way is colour.

Penitentiary = American term (though slowly also being adopted here  :(

Correctional Facility = touchy feely term  ::)

Remand Centre = a place you go until you're sentenced, at which time you're sent to Gaol.
Usually found inside the grounds of a Gaol, but not always

Detention Centre = similar to a Remand Centre, but mainly meant for processing eg: boat people.


Tjupurula...sometimes those bars do serve a fluid, though not amber in colour, & you have to know which bars  ;)   ;D
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Kit_e_kat9 on June 03, 2012, 07:56:58 PM

No matter how it's spelt ...

Don't Drop Your Soap!!   >:D
 
Kit_e
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 03, 2012, 08:04:43 PM
No matter how it's spelt ...

Don't Drop Your Soap!!   >:D
 
Kit_e
If you do drop the soap & look down to see another set of feet behind you just hum " Moon River " :'( :'( >:D
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Tjupurula on June 03, 2012, 08:11:40 PM
No matter how it's spelt ...

Don't Drop Your Soap!!   >:D
 
Kit_e

Call me naive or unlearned, but I do not understand the comment about the soap ???
Tjupurula
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 03, 2012, 08:29:14 PM
right O who wants to post up here  ??? ??? ;D
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: cruisindub on June 03, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
right O who wants to post up here  ??? ??? ;D
Leave that one for you Speewa!!
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: xcvator on June 04, 2012, 05:07:30 AM
I think you are missing the hole whole point of the previouse statement  :angel:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 05, 2012, 06:06:37 AM
Lets keep it a bit tidy Swaggers  :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 09, 2012, 05:34:31 PM
Dont pay the ransom l escaped  >:D Went to the Casllemain jail wondered around the cells , very small ,moved to the outside yards not big . Then past the trapdoor under the huge timber beam  looked at the  1900, 1950.1990 display cells very spartin indeed .Dont want to remember the solitary cells onder ground . All in all l have decided to a good boy after all , thats not for me . Came home to the warmth of a heater , cold can , good food & foxtel  :cheers:
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: carinya on June 10, 2012, 08:51:52 PM
Call me naive or unlearned, but I do not understand the comment about the soap ???
Tjupurula

According to some people I know, who may or may not have been incarcerated for a short time, allegedly, in the clink there can be a lot of shall we say, intimacy?  The down side it's usually a surprise, and rarely is there ever any seduction.  Like Speewa said,  this outfit is not  for me.  Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: fuji on June 10, 2012, 09:57:22 PM
Relax everyone I PM'd Tjupurula and explained the real meaning. He now understands.
Wayne
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: Tjupurula on June 10, 2012, 10:15:12 PM
Yes Wayne, you told me very well what was being spoken of.  I have heard that the law can be an ass, however I did not know about the pain in the....forget it, horrible thought.
Tjupurula
Title: Re: Go straight to Jail
Post by: speewa158 on June 13, 2012, 06:33:17 PM
Its just amazing what you can laern from the internet  :o