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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Mace on February 27, 2012, 04:58:08 PM
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Fellow swaggers,
A bit of guidance and feedback required here!
SHMBO has jetted of to Adelaide until next Saturday to visit our eldest daughter. Now, Im sitting here just thinking about what I might accomplish in her absentia. Ive got a few ideas, like:
Spend more time on myswag!
Spend more time on myswag without being interupted!
Spend more time on myswag and order in evening meals!
Do something meaningful = clean the toilet, put down the lid.
Bear in mind, I cant multi task, Im a male!
Perhaps you can assist with a bit of feedback. If you have ever been in this situation, or, contemplated it, what would you do, or what have you done without her knowledge whilst SHMBO has been away for a few days?
Your feedback would be greatly appreciated.
Cheers, Mace.
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Revel in the peace and quiet and lack of whinging ;D
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5 day party with 1 day to clean up or 6 day party allowing 1 hour to pack bags or to play it safe 6 days on myswag with dinner delivered....
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Go Camping ;D
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5 day party with 1 day to clean up or 6 day party allowing 1 hour to pack bags or to play it safe 6 days on myswag with dinner delivered....
If its going to be a party better take 2 days to clean up :cheers: lm available on short notice :cheers:
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Have a myswag get together at your place.. How many campers can you fit??
Greg
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Go Camping ;D
X2
:cheers:
Cam
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Mace
Rule number 1: If all females leave the house for a period of 24hrs or more the toilet seat may stay raised.
Party at Mace's
:cheers: :cheers:
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I cant get over the fact that you have been umming and ahhing on this for 36 wasted hours!
Myswag and meat every night, washed down with Red wine and/or Jack Daniels, all with disposable crockery ;D
Maybe a stick of celery on Friday...
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5 day party with 1 day to clean up or 6 day party allowing 1 hour to pack bags or to play it safe 6 days on myswag with dinner delivered....
Unfortunalty, local :police: have this address. We've had 2 18th birthday parties and one 21st here for the 2 daughters during the last 3 years! You kno the story, invite 60, have 160plus in the back yard at midnight - call :police: to evacuate the event!. So, party mite be a non goer (however, Can Can, if you can make it friday nite and assist with cleanup we mite be on!).
So, happy for more guidance, particularly, what have you done when SHMBO was away.
Female opinions as 2 what would be a suitable outcome most appreciated!
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Unfortunalty, local :police: have this address. We've had 2 18th birthday parties and one 21st here for the 2 daughters during the last 3 years! You kno the story, invite 60, have 160plus in the back yard at midnight - call :police: to evacuate the event!.
Are you my neighbour...
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Are you my neighbour...
;D ;D Sounds like you need to Sharpen the chainsaw at daybreak again D4 :D
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Fellow swaggers,
A bit of guidance and feedback required here!
SHMBO has jetted of to Adelaide until next Saturday to visit our eldest daughter. Now, Im sitting here just thinking about what I might accomplish in her absentia. Ive got a few ideas, like:
Spend more time on myswag!
Spend more time on myswag without being interupted!
Spend more time on myswag and order in evening meals!
Do something meaningful = clean the toilet, put down the lid.
Bear in mind, I cant multi task, Im a male!
Perhaps you can assist with a bit of feedback. If you have ever been in this situation, or, contemplated it, what would you do, or what have you done without her knowledge whilst SHMBO has been away for a few days?
Your feedback would be greatly appreciated.
Cheers, Mace.
I thought you might invite Burt around for a few beers Al :cheers: :cheers:
;D
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Burt (Bruce) and I catch up far 2 infrequently, he is one of those guys who I catch up with (like swaggers I know now) who no matter what yur differences, once yur together all that counts is mateship!
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Burt (Bruce) and I catch up far 2 infrequently, he is one of those guys who I catch up with (like swaggers I know now) who no matter what yur differences, once yur together all that counts is mateship!
:cheers:
Well said mate, tell him his masked friend said Gday :cheers: :cheers:
P.S Youre a lucky man, 6 days off you beauty :cup: Just make sure the house is clean upon return ;D
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Well said mate, tell him his masked friend said Gday :cheers: :cheers:
Rocket says hello!!
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6 days alone, isn't that when you give the bbq good test, and invite your friends to justify the gas use, and they bring some beverages as well.....just a thought.
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Well, since you are no longer required to put the seat down, and you don't have to piss off to the shed for some P&Q ... watch a movie and have a few beers ... scratch your privates when you require it ... don't shave ... don't mow ... don't put out the garbage ... don't log out of MySwag for at least 3 days ... get 1/4 of a cow and attempt to eat it all ... BBQ'd ... I know for a fact that all blokes know how to peel potatoes and create chips ... buy takeaway curry and fart like you always wanted to ... often ... drop wet towels everywhere ... along with your clothes ...
Clean up, shave, pick up, clean the BBQ, dump the empty stubbies, flush and put the seat down .... Hi Honey ... You're Home!
Kit_e
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Kit-e-cat, that sounds like a:
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to me!
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Well, since you are no longer required to put the seat down, and you don't have to piss off to the shed for some P&Q ... watch a movie and have a few beers ... scratch your privates when you require it ... don't shave ... don't mow ... don't put out the garbage ... don't log out of MySwag for at least 3 days ... get 1/4 of a cow and attempt to eat it all ... BBQ'd ... I know for a fact that all blokes know how to peel potatoes and create chips ... buy takeaway curry and fart like you always wanted to ... often ... drop wet towels everywhere ... along with your clothes ...
Clean up, shave, pick up, clean the BBQ, dump the empty stubbies, flush and put the seat down .... Hi Honey ... You're Home!
Kit_e
The joys of being single. All I hear is "Hi he is home" from the beer fridge
Mark
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I'm laughing hard that it took a woman to tell you what to do with your 6 free days! ;D ;D ;D :cup: :cup: >:D
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I'm laughing hard that it took a woman to tell you what to do with your 6 free days! ;D ;D ;D :cup: :cup: >:D
I did say, I dont multi task!!
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Its nearly time to go:
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now tho, Ive got thru the first night so far and have plenty of ideas.
Thanx All.
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Don't forget you can also spend the next 6 days wearing just your undies....although I highly recommend putting paints on if you go out to get critical supplies from the bottle shop.
Oh i don't know if I can make it on Friday to help clean. ..I don't think I can get the gurney on the plane
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Well, since you are no longer required to put the seat down, and you don't have to piss off to the shed for some P&Q ... watch a movie and have a few beers ... scratch your privates when you require it ... don't shave ... don't mow ... don't put out the garbage ... don't log out of MySwag for at least 3 days ... get 1/4 of a cow and attempt to eat it all ... BBQ'd ... I know for a fact that all blokes know how to peel potatoes and create chips ... buy takeaway curry and fart like you always wanted to ... often ... drop wet towels everywhere ... along with your clothes ...
Clean up, shave, pick up, clean the BBQ, dump the empty stubbies, flush and put the seat down .... Hi Honey ... You're Home!
Kit_e
That's not fair at all, I do all that when the wife is home...the grandkids take the rubbish out.....I blame the grandsons for the toilet seat being up...and when it comes to farting, hey, you women do that better than men sometimes, that I have learned after over 30 years of marriage. Incidentally, she out drinks me anytime.
Regards
Tjupurula
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This is clearly a chance to make a fresh start on how you would like life to be.
Start with a morning yoga and meditation session, then a nice healthy breakfast. Clean up from breakfast, clean bathroom (and toilet), make bed etc to make house nice for the day. If you have to go to work, do so. If not, write up a list of chores that need doing around the house and work through them a bit each day. Prepare a nice healthy lunch and dinner for yourself. Give up booze, smokes, gluten, sugar and caffeine and eat mostly meat and vegies and drink lots of water.
Go for an afternoon cardio workout or run. Read some enlightening literature in the evening - wise words from your preferred sage would be a good choice. Then another meditation session, a relaxing spa bath and off to bed nice and early.
Then repeat on remaining days. :angel:
By the time SHMBO arrives home you should be over the detox headaches, and can really stir her for her unhealthy habits, and not doing her share of the housework.
Doesn't that sound soooo much better than a party, a hangover and creating a mess?
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REDCHEROKEE
A R E Y O U I N S A N E ???
live fast die young & fax me to heaven :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
At a nominal rate l could teach you to be BAD 8) :cheers:
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Yes VERY BAD :cheers:
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Fellow swaggers,
A bit of guidance and feedback required here!
SHMBO has jetted of to Adelaide until next Saturday to visit our eldest daughter. Now, Im sitting here just thinking about what I might accomplish in her absentia. Ive got a few ideas, like:
Spend more time on myswag!
Spend more time on myswag without being interupted!
Spend more time on myswag and order in evening meals!
Do something meaningful = clean the toilet, put down the lid.
Bear in mind, I cant multi task, Im a male!
Perhaps you can assist with a bit of feedback. If you have ever been in this situation, or, contemplated it, what would you do, or what have you done without her knowledge whilst SHMBO has been away for a few days?
Your feedback would be greatly appreciated.
Cheers, Mace.
Time to dust off the playboy-Penthouse collection :o you have kept even though you told her you threw them out just after you met. ;D Not sure what you will do for the other 6 days though ;D
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Steve havent you showen Viv whats under the floor mats in the Paj :o :o ???
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You could get a long way on a one man boys trip and back again in time.
When she got home the car might look a bit worn and dirty but the house will be spotless - she might even be impressed but I doubt it!
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At a nominal rate l could teach you to be BAD 8) :cheers:
Thanks for the offer Speewa. We'll have to catch up some day so we can trade.
You teach me how to be bad and I''ll attempt to teach you to be good. That would be entertaining. Would love to watch you attempt a down dog (yoga move) after a few :cheers: Would require photographic evidence.
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6 days!
I would be working from Broughton Island and eating fresh fish three times a day!
I wonder how long I could camp on a 5.5m boat before going nutty? That is one extreme I'd take most pleasure in discovering.