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Title: What is the worst named car ever...?
Post by: Darcy7 on August 23, 2011, 10:47:43 PM
I was driving to work this morning sitting behind what I consider to be the worst named car ever when a thought occurred to me.  What are some of the other really bad names that have been given to cars over the years?  I mentally compiled a list of some of my personal favorites (in no particular order):

Datsun Sunny, Daihatsu Pyzar, Nissan Bluebird, Mitsubishi Nimrod, Mitsubishi Delica, Toyota Yarris, Mazda Protege', and the Holden Epica.

But...what car sparked this thought in the first place? Possibly the worst name ever given to a car and I apologize to anyone who has one because I'm sure they are great cars. But the name...?  Toyota Kluger...!  Honestly it sounds like something you cough up...! I feel like I have excuse myself after saying it.

So then...what are some of the other really bad names that have been given to cars over the years? Perhaps a poll...?
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Post by: Alchemist on August 23, 2011, 10:53:31 PM
The Ford Probe always brought an unexplained tear to my eye  ;D

Alchemist
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Post by: Manjimike on August 23, 2011, 10:58:11 PM
Ford Ka
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Post by: theboys on August 24, 2011, 04:39:23 AM
subaru vortex
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Post by: darren on August 24, 2011, 05:33:49 AM
Pajero... Its spanish for w*nker apparently..

Then again it may just be the best named car ever?????
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Post by: jaycamrie on August 24, 2011, 05:48:10 AM
terrican or dunnycan whatever it is
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Post by: Hairs on August 24, 2011, 06:09:24 AM
Toyota Kluger...!  Honestly it sounds like something you cough up...! I feel like I have excuse myself after saying it.


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Mazda   Scrum

Nissan have had some shockers, got no Idea what drugs they are on.
Nissan   Prairie Joy
Nissan    Largo
Nissan    Fairlady
Nissan    Big Thumb, It is a Truck ???

And for the Taliban Urban warrior
Mitsubishi   Mini Active Urban Sandal
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Post by: D4D on August 24, 2011, 06:40:04 AM
Commondore
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Post by: kranky al on August 24, 2011, 06:51:19 AM
nissan cedric - named as because nissan did a survey to find out the most common aristocratic name in the u.k

daihatsu pyzar - pyzar what - $2.50 with sauce?
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Post by: FZJ on August 24, 2011, 07:02:56 AM
subaru tribeca (trifecta)

vw touareg (toerag) 
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Post by: ryangus on August 24, 2011, 07:27:46 AM
Without a doubt, Ssang Yong have it in the bag with the, Rexton, Actyon or the Stavic.  Any of them could take our the title, but surely sheer weight of numbers prevails!

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Post by: D4D on August 24, 2011, 07:29:38 AM
Without a doubt, Ssang Yong have it in the bag with the, Rexton, Actyon or the Stavic.

You forgot Musso
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Post by: Maîneÿ . . . on August 24, 2011, 08:20:19 AM
Without a doubt, Ssang Yong have it in the bag with the, Rexton, Actyon or the Stavic.  
Any of them could take our the title, but surely sheer weight of numbers prevails!


I'm glad it's only a "worst name" and not worst performance thread
I remember the old saying, 'sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never affect me' ;D ;D

Only those who've driven an 'Actyon' in anger would know of their ability, I've now got the 'scars' on the sides  :'(

When I get the 285x60x18 AT's I think it maybe (almost) unstoppable  :angel:

(hint) Maybe we can organize a bush trip as part of the Busselton meet 3 & 4th Sept.
http://www.southwestlife.com.au/articles/4wd-in-the-south-west.html (http://www.southwestlife.com.au/articles/4wd-in-the-south-west.html)

 :cheers:
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Post by: Patr80l on August 24, 2011, 08:24:03 AM
My first car was a 1958 Standard 10.   Most would ask "standard what?"
It was made by the Standard-Triumph group and its badge was the same as the Triumph shield.
The 10 was horsepower.  There was also a Standard 8 but I had the hot version!
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Post by: Redback on August 24, 2011, 08:26:55 AM
Pajero... Its spanish for w*nker apparently..

Then again it may just be the best named car ever?????

Sorry just being pedantic, No translation for Pajero from Spanish to English, BUT

pajeros is Spanish for tosser/wanker :police:

Baz.
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Post by: POD on August 24, 2011, 10:19:02 AM
Kevin.
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Post by: GS on August 24, 2011, 10:25:53 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM let me think ................ GM Hummer

Getz (stuffed)
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Post by: SKEMPIE on August 24, 2011, 10:36:57 AM
proton  waja  what were they thinking
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Post by: Bird on August 24, 2011, 10:44:35 AM
landcruiser.
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Post by: SKEMPIE on August 24, 2011, 10:46:07 AM
Here is a few more
Road runner  (beep beep )
Gremlin
swinger
belvedere
robin
scamp
duster
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Post by: Mace on August 24, 2011, 10:49:47 AM
Commodure Lumina - must have got a special deal on badges from Chevvy

Dodge Dart "Swinger" is a bit outdated now.

just love Mazda Bongo
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Post by: Hairs on August 24, 2011, 10:56:38 AM
landcruiser.

You idiot  8)

Not being bias in any way are we?

 :cheers:
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Post by: Manjimike on August 24, 2011, 11:04:21 AM
Moke
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Post by: Mace on August 24, 2011, 11:11:35 AM
And:

The Subary Legacy Touring Bruce (Willis)

See:

http://autos.sympatico.ca/best-worst/6549/the-worst-car-names-ever/1

Diahatsu Scat

Bimbo

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Post by: Nomad on August 24, 2011, 01:07:14 PM
Driving to work this morning I was following a Mitsubishi Magna Solera....bad enough name but when its two tone maroon and gold with gold badging and gold painted hub cabs it only gets worse................

You can't polish a turd......
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Post by: DANBRI on August 24, 2011, 01:27:32 PM
Ford Prefect
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Post by: Manjimike on August 24, 2011, 02:08:20 PM
Ford Prefect
is that the '42 model
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Post by: Fivid on August 24, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
Couple I can think of...  Mitsubishi Starion  and   Ford Performance anything.  The words Ford and Performance are really just contradictory terms and don't belong together.

 :cheers:
Dave
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Post by: hairymick on August 24, 2011, 03:35:01 PM
Prado

running for cover here
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Post by: toad on August 24, 2011, 03:55:51 PM
Ford Edsel
Daihatsu Copen
Toyota had some beauties overseas - Alphard, Belta, Curren, Rukus.

But I still have a soft spot for the aforementioned Nissan Cedric
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Post by: Johnny Trackabout on August 24, 2011, 05:13:01 PM
Datsun Pootrol >:D yuk think I just threw up in my mouth
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Post by: Bushman on August 24, 2011, 05:35:42 PM
Sorry just being pedantic, No translation for Pajero from Spanish to English, BUT

pajeros is Spanish for tosser/wanker :police:

Baz.

Had is conversation witha Spanish speaking workmate a while back,  (prior to me buying one, :D)

Pronouced   PAHERO does in fact mean tosser/wanker    Pronouced   PAJERO  is actually a bird.

also found this doing a Google search

Quote
pajero [pah-hay’-ro]
noun1. One who deals in straw, and carries it about for sale. (m)
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Post by: Bushman on August 24, 2011, 06:10:43 PM
And what about

Nada Nivia,
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Post by: bullfrog on August 24, 2011, 06:43:18 PM
Ever noticed they never made a VD Commodre?? VB, VC, VE, no VD though......
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Post by: singo-26 on August 24, 2011, 06:48:45 PM
Ever noticed they never made a VD Commodre?? VB, VC, VE, no VD though......

The model line up was going to be L, SL, SLE, SLX and a new top of the line STD.
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Post by: singo-26 on August 24, 2011, 06:49:33 PM
There is also the Ssang Yong Hover.


Edit: it's a Great wall Hover.

My apologies to Ssang yong, Their names aren't quite that bad.
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Post by: bullfrog on August 24, 2011, 06:55:53 PM
Don't think I'd want to walk into the showroom & say I wanted a VD STD thanks...... :cheers:
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Post by: Hairs on August 24, 2011, 06:58:10 PM
Don't think I'd want to walk into the showroom & say I wanted a VD STD thanks...... :cheers:

Unless you're wearing a rain coat  ;D
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Post by: scotty61 on August 24, 2011, 07:10:04 PM
Just look up skoda they have some ripper names like SUPERB, well is it really that good. Maybe if the car makers where just honest with there models like Holden Camira should have been called Holden Heap Of S##t or Ford Coursair should have been Ford Failure then we would know before people buy them, just an idea lol
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Post by: bullfrog on August 24, 2011, 07:21:10 PM
Oooh, Holden Camira. That is scraping the bottom of the $hit bucket. They were close to honest with the model, JD = Just Don't :cheers:
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Post by: singo-26 on August 24, 2011, 07:38:26 PM
Oooh, Holden Camira. That is scraping the bottom of the $hit bucket. They were close to honest with the model, JD = Just Don't :cheers:

Dont forget the early holdens with the HD (highly dangerous) and the HR (hastily revised). There was also the SB Barina.
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Post by: bullfrog on August 24, 2011, 07:40:05 PM
Been a long time since I worked on a Camira, still get the shakes & sweats when I see one.... :cheers:
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Post by: Ricey on August 24, 2011, 07:41:57 PM
Don't forget the Toyota T-18 Macho Macho Machine

God I can still hear the jingle.
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Post by: bullfrog on August 24, 2011, 07:50:06 PM
Seeing as this is about crook names, what about the  Proton Satria ?? Sounds more like an eating disorder.
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Post by: GOLDIE on August 24, 2011, 07:55:45 PM
Saw a car today called "The Cube". Ugly name for an ulgy car
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Post by: GS on August 24, 2011, 08:03:13 PM
Ever noticed they never made a VD Commodre?? VB, VC, VE, no VD though......

Used to put sht on a work make with a 4.2 VE . Said it was a VD commode with the power of a 6 and the economy of an 8
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Post by: DANBRI on August 24, 2011, 08:08:29 PM
4.2 through a trimac = wouldn't pull Jesus off his cross!
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Post by: pauljygrant on August 24, 2011, 08:59:27 PM
GM's 'NOVA' which means 'Doesn't Go' in Spanish!  Re-badged the car as Corsa in Europe as a result, but kept Nova in the UK.  (Eventually re-badged to Corsa in the UK when the model was face lifted.) ;D
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Post by: Mav on August 24, 2011, 09:57:02 PM
Okay what about the toyota Rukus, ugly name and even fuglier car.   ;D
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Post by: Darcy7 on August 24, 2011, 11:17:54 PM
Wow...this has taken off...! It's amazing how many awful names for cars are out there.  Really makes you wonder what the marketing bovine at the manufactures were thinking.

Apparently the pager is known as the Shogun in many other countries because of the translation.

I'd completely forgot about the Ford Probe.  Popular with proctologists...!
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Post by: HEM19X on August 25, 2011, 07:45:31 AM
What about the Leyland P76...what the 'truck is a P76!

Must take the prize for the ugliest car/name combination.
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Post by: bussoboy on August 25, 2011, 07:49:47 AM
a great vehicle, but the name Dodge Ram----------why drive something that shares it's name with something that is stupid, stubborn and no good for anything other than mounting other sheep?

Hillman imp.........another WTF

TaTa...........really?.......show us ya tata's

funny how everyone bags the look of a P76........yet no one seems to mind the look of an old Magna?
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Post by: Hairs on August 25, 2011, 08:12:09 AM
funny how everyone bags the look of a P76........yet no one seems to mind the look of an old Magna?

Speek for ya self, I reckon a cane toad is better looking, and that's sad coming from a New South welshman.

Talking of the P76, You could put a 44 gallon drum in the boot.  Lets not forget the Force 7, Hmmm
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Post by: Davepatrol on August 25, 2011, 09:01:09 AM
What about the Leyland P76...what the 'truck is a P76!

Must take the prize for the ugliest car/name combination.

you mean the P38, It was only half the car they thought it would be LOL
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Post by: DANBRI on August 25, 2011, 09:16:54 AM
Ford Performance anything.  The words Ford and Performance are really just contradictory terms and don't belong together.

 :cheers:
Dave

I recently bought the family pack turbo falcon, for a dunga Aussie car (and I've driven M5's, 911s etc) it is seriously impressive bang for buck, still a few setup glitches in the rear suspension/diff but impressive performance none the least @ 11 litres per hundred.

What about HSV = Holden Special Vehicle, WTF is special about it  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Post by: Nutto on August 25, 2011, 10:04:48 AM
Maybe not the worst,  but Suzuki 'mighty boy'  ???
Car with an inferiority complex...... small car syndrome?

 :cheers:
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Post by: gibbo301 on August 25, 2011, 12:03:49 PM
You and i and Gemini pfftt
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Post by: Mallory Black on August 25, 2011, 12:43:38 PM
Locals to add
Torana Plus 4 (should negative 4 it was so slow. What one would do is buy a crashed V8 torana (because there were lots of them got crashed) and swap the mechanicals into the plus 4 shell and have more fun)
Holden Sunbird (LX Torana 4 cyl with the RTS)
Gemini ZZZ (went to sleep)
Subaru Brat


Other oddities
Honda Fitta (translate fitta in Swedish - lady bits)
Ford Pinto (translate that into Brazilian -a man bit)
Buick La Crosse (ask a canadian what that means in slang terms - self abuse of a man bit)
Toyota Fiera (means ugly old woman to the Puerto Ricans)
Opel Ascona (Northern Spain  - more lady bits)
Nissan Moco (Spanish loose translation is "booger")

we could go on -- such fun

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Post by: RWS on August 25, 2011, 12:54:09 PM
Can't believe no one has mentioned the Gogomobile( got to say it with a Pommie accent  ;D )...has to be up there with the worst of them...who could forget the add  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk6pO7eLeiM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk6pO7eLeiM)
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Post by: Mallory Black on August 25, 2011, 01:01:15 PM
Ha ha Geee ohhh   Geee Ohhhh 
they are such ring ding little cars, so small, more like a ride-on with bodywork!

this one could befrom mary poppins  -  lamborghinimurchilargosuperleggara
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Post by: bussoboy on August 25, 2011, 01:09:07 PM
a lightburn zeta,   odd name for a car........until you realize it's not the only thing around called a Zeta that is a small box - at least i aspire to get into one of them  >:D

and i thought being able to carry a 44 gallon drum around in the boot was a good thing????
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Post by: Redback on August 25, 2011, 05:18:53 PM
Had is conversation witha Spanish speaking workmate a while back,  (prior to me buying one, :D)

Pronouced   PAHERO does in fact mean tosser/wanker    Pronouced   PAJERO  is actually a bird.

also found this doing a Google search


This is what I found, if you use a capital it has no translation to wanker, but if you use lower case it does, also it's a cat not a bird ;D

Chinese girl draped over Pajero SUV For the curious, the Spanish word pajero means ‘wanker’, from paja meaning ‘wank’ (literally, ‘straw’), in the expression hacerse una paja, (literally ‘to do oneself a straw’).  These slang expressions come from the fact that both a straw and the penis are similar in being pipe-like.  It is the first meaning to come to mind to Spanish speakers in both Spain and the majority of Latin America.

Pajero has some non-rude agricultural meanings, referring to someone selling or transporting straw or (in the Canary Islands dialect) the barn where it is kept.  These are the original meanings of the word, but not common these days.  It is also an obscure nickname for people from Santo Domingo de la Calzada in La Rioja, presumably due to historical straw production in the village.

In the dialects of Nicaragua, Colombia and Guatemala, paja is used to mean ‘tap’ (i.e. the end of the ‘pipe’), and so, in Nicaragua at least, a pajero is a plumber, to the mirth of other Spanish-speakers.

Thumbnail of a Pampas cat snarling However, none of these rude or innocent meanings gave the vehicle its name.  There is a feline, scientifically classified as Oncifelis colocolo, which is known in Spanish as the gato pajero (‘grass cat’) or gato de las pampas (‘Pampas cat’).  It is similiar to the ocelot and hunts small animals in the reeds and grasslands of South America.

Baz.
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Post by: GS on August 25, 2011, 06:57:56 PM
Kingswood.



Might have been easier to list good car names.
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Post by: jaycamrie on August 25, 2011, 07:08:29 PM
Kingswood.



Might have been easier to list good car names.

you pajero
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Post by: Manjimike on August 25, 2011, 11:44:04 PM
Reliant Robin
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Post by: kiwipete on August 27, 2011, 07:12:34 AM
terrican or dunnycan whatever it is

hahaha
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Post by: Cruiser_dude on August 27, 2011, 08:51:39 AM
TRD (Toyota Racing Development)
When I first saw it on a Camry I thought well there you go, you can polish a TRD  ;D
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Post by: Darcy7 on August 28, 2011, 12:02:03 AM
TRD (Toyota Racing Development)
When I first saw it on a Camry I thought well there you go, you can polish a TRD  ;D

Rotfkml....!
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Post by: harvs on August 28, 2011, 04:22:12 AM
My sister drives a Honda HIV, er a HRV.
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Post by: harvs on August 28, 2011, 04:29:26 AM
Actually thinking of Hondas. What about the Legend. I mean It's a big call here In Australia to call your self a legend. But some how I think if Honda had have called it "Total Legend" i would be OK.
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Post by: flamingo on August 28, 2011, 07:21:32 AM
    Suzuki Jimny!! Why hasn't anyone mentioned Landrovers?
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Post by: savanahkelpy on August 28, 2011, 09:01:04 AM
    Suzuki Jimny!! Why hasn't anyone mentioned Landrovers?
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Probably because it doesn,t fit into the thread definition.